Cast
- Justin Jacobs
- Deathjoke
- Ryanisjaminup
- M.Night Shamolyn / Muhammad / Andrew Maguire / Second Son / Richtofen / Mark Wahlberg / HammerHead / Sharky / Lord Shyamalan / ShyamaLand Troopers / Commander Orvo / Zachary / Dempsey / Nikolai / Takeo / NYC Waitress / President Atkins / Warren / Carbine / Pizza Delivery Guy / Tyrese Gibson / 5 Star Restaurant Waiter / Cyber / Detroit Police Officer / Ron Burgundy / Reaper / Bow / Tobey Maguire / Vin Diesel / Falcor / Steven Spielberg / Andrew Garfield / Roclaf (as Ryan Phillip Noel)