- Brian Tsao
- Rupert Crow
- Tallin Lenfield
- The Boy
- Keli Lenfield
- The Boy's Mom
- Noele Russin
- The Kitten
- Nicole Russin-McFarland
- George Washington
- Samantha V. Hutton
- Handbag Monster Queen Kong
- David Adjey
- Self / Chef Chicken
- Brian Balthazar
- The Psychic
- Heath Broom
- The Evil Train
- Kevin Corke
- Illinois James
- Kristian Espiritu
- Various Characters (Bird Noises)
- Doreen Fang
- Susanna / Annabelle
- Ivan Flowers
- The Jewish Deli Cowboy
- Sean R. Frazier
- Kyle the Rude Tarantula
- Lisa Hennessy
- Reality TV Woman
- Mara Marini
- Southern Belle / Reality TV Star
- Eli Massillon
- Giant Rat Club Bouncer
- Ryan McGregor
- Illinois Jones / Beelzebub the Bat / Barakiel the Bat
- Regina Morris
- The Princess
- Jessica Rainville
- Annabelle the Chicken
- Kevin Rineer
- Hortensius Horse
- Gisele Russin
- Sewer Alligator Ghost / Psychic Shop Tarot Cards Cat
- Hamish Sterling
- Will Smith
- Kay Webster
- Carly Chicken
