- Bryce Cone
- Frudo / Dork / Scrottum
- David Kiefer
- Randolf / Lord Mauron / Fleabeard (voice)
- Jim Hall
- Arogant the Wrangler / Throbbit
- James Flannery
- Ham Mangee
- Victoria Floro
- Femowen
- Shayne Golden
- Legoblocks the Elfis / Dork & Mall Defender
- J. Lemon
- Boredandqueer
- Sean McCormick
- Gimpi the Dweeb / Dork
- Gary Joy
- Bobo Buggins
- Circus-Szalewski
- Scrottum / Spiegel
- Melissa Harris
- Gladwrapriel / Dork
- Steve Christopher
- Abscond / Spork
- Apollo Bacala
- Sweetandsourman / Throbbit
- Jason Mumaw
- Schlaab
- Kay Eller
- Martha the Steward
- James Owen Lowe
- Internet Troll
- Eric Abarbanell
- Tavern Customer / Spork
- Geoff Abarbanell
- Throbbit
- Marla Acquaviva
- Tavern Customer
- John Allen
- Dork & Mall Defender
- Matt Armstrong
- KFD Patron
- P.J. Barberino
- Tavern Customer
- Robert Barbour
- Golfer
- Curtis Barnett
- Tavern Customer
- David Barr
- Tavern Customer
- Alex Basse
- Spork
- Emily Beck
- Dork & Mall Defender
- Meredith Beck
- Dork & Mall Defender
- Janice Bennett
- Throbbit
- Jay Beyers
- Throbbit
- Joseph C. Boak
- Dork & Mall Defender
- Jennifer Boht
- Tavern Customer
- Daniel Boughton
- Throbbit / Tavern Customer / Rippendell Elfis / Dork
- David Boyer
- Dork & Mall Defender
- Patricia A. Bradley
- Throbbit
- C.M. Brenneman
- Dork & Mall Defender
- Elizabeth Brenneman
- Dork & Mall Defender
- Grace Brenneman
- Dork & Mall Defender
- John Brenneman
- Dork & Mall Defender
- Lyle Brenneman
- Dork & Mall Defender
- CassieJo Buss
- Dork & Mall Defender
- Pamela J. Buss
- Dork & Mall Defender
- Cyler Carol
- Dork & Mall Defender
- Dr. Cat
- Dork & Mall Defender
- Brook A. Chapla
- Dork & Mall Defender
- Ashley Christopher
- Throbbit
- Chad Christopher
- Throbbit
- D. Shane Christopher
- Throbbit
- Stephanie E. Christopher
- Throbbit
- Randy Colborn
- Lord Mauron
- Hal Colvin
- Bartender
- Jody Corbin
- Dork & Mall Defender
- Kathleen M. Cripe
- Dork & Mall Defender
- Sarah Davis
- Rippendell Elfis
- Tina Davis
- Elfis Lord
- Todd Davis
- Elfis Lord
- Robert Dayhuff
- Tavern Customer
- Perri Dice
- Throbbit
- Cassandra Dosmann
- Throbbit
- Jonathan Dosmann
- Throbbit
- Emmy Dylewski
- Throbbit
- Jacob Dylewski
- Throbbit
- Zach Dylewski
- Throbbit
- Tara Eary
- KFD Patron
- Andrew L. Edelman
- Dork & Mall Defender
- Bianca Edelman
- Dork & Mall Defender
- Demetrius Erby
- Tolkien Black Guy
- Michelle Estelle
- Rippendell Elfis
- C.T. Ewald
- Spork
- Mat Ferriter
- White Trash Throbbit
- M. Laurel Fisher
- Throbbit
- Larissa Flora
- Dork & Mall Defender
- Michael Foreman
- Dork & Mall Defender
- Dennis Fox
- KFD Cook
- Robert L. Francis Jr.
- Dork & Mall Defender
- Emily Furlong
- Dork & Mall Defender
- Frank Grassl
- Dork & Mall Defender
- Joseph Haase
- Weebler Elfis
- Paul Hanft
- Colonel Mustard
- George W. Hoover
- Dork & Mall Defender
- Dan James
- Mistletoe's Father
- Geoff Janssen
- Thigh-A-Lizer Dude
- Stacie Jeffers
- Dork & Mall Defender
- Jonathan T. Johnson
- Dork & Mall Defender
- Michelle Johnson
- Dork & Mall Defender
- Matt Knecht
- Dork & Mall Defender
- John Kouroubetes
- Elevator Attendant
- Michael Kouroubetes
- KFD Assistant / King of Men / Dork & Mall Defender
- Darcy Laclair
- Tavern Customer
- Ben Little
- Dork & Mall Defender
- Carlie Matz
- Rippendell Elfis
- Kevin McInerney
- Dweeb Lord / Throbbit / Nosedrool / Spork Leader / IRS Agent
- Nikki Taylor Melton
- Flower Throbbit
- Kara Miller
- Throbbit
- Stephen Miller
- Dork & Mall Defender
- Trisha Miller
- KFD Waitress / Nosedrool
- Taylor Nicole Milner
- Throbbit
- Jason Monsma
- Rippendell Elfis
- Chuck Morse
- Nosedrool
- Angela Nagel
- Rippendell Elfis
- Dawn Nagy
- Spork
- Britany Nehring
- Bar Girl
- Alan O'Brien
- Rippendell Elfis
- Eli James Pickens Jr.
- Throbbit
- Willa Pickens
- Throbbit
- Richie Pontius
- KFD Cook
- Justus Post
- Golfer / Nosedrool / Tavern Customer / Spork / IRS Agent
- Harvey Putter
- King of Men
- Lisa Quick
- Dork & Mall Defender
- Patrick Ranschaert
- Elfis Lord
- Jeff Rector
- Throbbit
- Giselle Reinke
- Throbbit
- Timothy Alan Richardson
- Biegel / IRS Agent
- Timothy P. Rockhill
- Dork & Mall Defender
- Dave Rupert
- Dweeb Lord
- Robyn Saunders
- Rippendell Elfis
- Ashlee Rose Scott
- Throbbit
- Rachel Scott
- Throbbit
- Kiran Shah
- Self
- Andrew Sheneman
- Dork & Mall Defender
- Katrina Sheneman
- Dork & Mall Defender
- Todd Sheneman
- Dork & Mall Defender
- Joshua Silverberg
- Dork & Mall Defender
- Arthur Six
- Dork & Mall Defender
- Brian L. Skinner
- Dork & Mall Defender
- Chad Smith
- Golfer
- Kathryn Sprowl
- Dork & Mall Defender
- Kyle Sprowl
- Dork & Mall Defender
- Marvin L. Sprowl
- Dork & Mall Defender
- Brian Stevens
- Throbbit
- Elizabeth Stevens
- Throbbit
- Rebecca Stevens
- Throbbit
- Derek Stoelting
- Dork & Mall Defender
- Ian Strandberg
- Weebler Elfis ("Rosebud") / Nosedrool / Treebeard / KFD Patron
- Chris Stratton
- Spork
- Lisa Stripling
- Dork & Mall Defender
- Andrew Swisher
- Throbbit / Nosedrool
- Michael Teegardin
- Dork & Mall Defender
- Rod Thompson
- Spork
- Carolyn Tobias
- Throbbit
- Douglas E. Toth
- Dork & Mall Defender
- Michael Tucker
- Dork & Mall Defender
- Ashley Ulicny
- Rippendell Elfis
- Scott Van Horten
- Dork & Mall Defender
- Branden Van Houten
- Dork & Mall Defender
- Andrea Vollrath
- Golfer
- David Vollrath
- Dork & Mall Defender
- Ed Wallin
- Dork & Mall Defender
- Janice Walls
- Throbbit
- Jedediah Walls
- Dork
- Joseph Walls
- Throbbit
- Zeai Walls
- Throbbit
- James Waymouth
- Dork & Mall Defender
- Julie Weise
- Tavern Customer
- Matthew Williams III
- Tavern Customer
- Alan S. Woodland
- Dork & Mall Defender
- Geoffrey Yost
- Dork & Mall Defender
- The Great Luke Ski
- Self
