- Tom Batiuk
- Art Professor
- T. Casey Brennan
- Self
- Jacquelyn Demetroff
- Chris McCoy
- Alyssa Haber
- Child
- Bruce Haber
- Dr. Frecht
- Christine Haber
- Mother
- Jim Harvey
- The Scarlett Assasin
- Josh Holley
- The Warthog
- Christine Marcelli
- Ashtoreth
- John Martin
- Film Teacher
- Eric Matyjasik
- Brian Braun
- John Oravec
- Young Harry McTusker
- Michael Reddy
- Fingers Fentin
- Roy Symonds
- Detective Truth
- Luke Scattergood
- Rich Bentin / The Cardinal
