- Benny Hill
- Self - Host / Various (archive footage)
- Patricia Hayes
- Interviewer ('Words of Comfort') / Marie Quaint (archive footage)
- Eira Heath
- Charlotte Fudge / Various (archive footage)
- Henry McGee
- Self / Rodney Fairchild / Customs Agent / Various (archive footage)
- Nicholas Parsons
- The Phantom Prowler / Mask Boutique Staffer / King Charles / Various (archive footage)
- Bob Todd
- Various Roles
- Andree Melly
- Interviewer ('The Grass Is Greener')
- Rita Webb
- Various Roles
- Lesley Goldie
- Various Roles
- Jackie Wright
- Various Roles
- Connie Georges
- Various Roles
- Nicole Shelby
- Bubble Gum Girl / Various (archive footage)
- Penny Meredith
- Adjudicating Panel Member / Various (archive footage)
- Michael Sharvell-Martin
- Lower Tidmarsh Hospital Doctor / Rev. Peter Wilby / Various (archive footage)
- Jan Butlin
- Various Roles
- Bettine Le Beau
- Various Roles
- Jenny Lee Wright
- Various Roles
- Sue Bond
- Various Roles
- Charmaine Seal
- Dancer ('Mask Boutique')
- David Prowse
- Muscleman ('Ye Olde Wishing Well')
- Annie Irving
- Various Roles
- Jim Tyson
- Various Roles
- Pamela Cundell
- Various Roles
- Verne Morgan
- Lower Tidmarsh Ambulance Driver / Various (archive footage)
- Michael Moore
- Various Roles
- Arthur Hewlett
- Various Roles
- Valerie St. John
- Various Roles
- Carol Mills
- Various Roles
- Geraldine Burnett
- Adudicating Panel Member / Various (archive footage)
- Roy Scammell
- Member of 'Scuttle's Keep Fit Brigade'
- David Hamilton
- 'Tupper-Time' Announcer
- Rona Newton-John
- Various Roles
- Mia Martin
- Various Roles
- Ken Sedd
- Lower Tidmarsh Tavern Proprietor / Various (as Ted Senton)
- Malcolm Weaver
- Member of 'Scuttle's Keep Fit Brigade'
- Johnny Greenland
- Various Roles
- José Stewart
- Adjudicating Panel Member
- Tom Sye
- Various Roles
- Freddie Wiles
- Lower Tidmarsh Hospital Patient
- Tessa Scopes
- Various Roles
- Walter Goodman
- Various Roles
- Barbara Lindley
- Lower Tidmarsh Hospital Patient / Member of Lower Tidmarsh Hospital Operating Team (archive footage)
- Pamela Beckman
- Lower Tidmarsh Nurse
