- Rob Schneider
- Marvin
- Colleen Haskell
- Rianna
- John C. McGinley
- Sgt. Sisk
- Edward Asner
- Chief Wilson
- Michael Caton
- Dr. Wilder
- Louis Lombardi
- Fatty
- Guy Torry
- Miles
- Bob Rubin
- Bob Harris
- Pilar Schneider
- Mrs. De La Rosa
- Scott Wilson
- Mayor
- Raymond Ma
- Mr. Tam
- Michael Papajohn
- Patrolman Brady
- Ron Roggé
- Patrolman Jaworski
- Holly Maples
- Elkerton Police Officer
- Henriette Mantel
- Elkerton Police Officer
- Jeremy Kramer
- Elkerton Police Officer
- Robb Skyler
- Elkerton Police Officer
- Nicko Mariolis
- Elkerton Police Officer
- Philip Bolden
- Evidence Room Kid
- Deker Daily
- Evidence Room Kid
- Timmy Deters
- Evidence Room Kid
- Hannah K. Flood
- Evidence Room Kid
- Megan Taylor Harvey
- Evidence Room Kid
- Mitch Holleman
- Evidence Room Kid
- Mollie Rea Dodson
- Evidence Room Kid
- Charlie Stewart
- Evidence Room Kid
- Elizabeth Branson
- Heavy Set Cadet
- Sandra Lee Gimpel
- Obstacle Course Lady
- Paul E. Short
- Burning Man
- Arthur Bernard
- Elderly Jogger
- Tim Herzog
- Badger Milk Host
- Berglind Icey
- Yolanda
- Steven Kravitz
- Airport Businessman
- Shain Holden
- Airline Steward
- Tom McNulty
- Airline Steward
- James Bates Jr.
- Airport Police
- Morisa Taylor Kaplan
- Mailbox Girl
- Jack Rubens
- Old Man Holden
- Susan Corwin
- TV Anchorwoman
- Tom Kiesche
- Bar Patron
- Karlee Holden
- Waitress
- Clare Calvo
- Hula Dancer
- Michelle Celestino
- Hula Dancer
- Luigi Amodeo
- Italian Waiter
- Wes Takahashi
- Reporter
- Fred Stoller
- Reporter
- Jake Iannarino
- Free Press Reporter
- John Kirk
- Waiter at Party
- Brett Smrz
- Mayor's Son
- Noel Gugliemi
- Gang Leader
- Adam Sandler
- Townie
- Norm MacDonald
- Mob Member
- Brianna Brown
- Other Mob
- Amber Collins
- Other Mob
- John Farley
- Other Mob
- Pete
- Dimples the Dog
- Bliss
- Nelly the Goat
- Kanoozi
- Mr. Giggles
- Louey
- Henry the Orangutan
- Cori Allison
- Mayor's Wife
- David Avallone
- Policeman #4
- Kai Donovan Brady
- Horrified Kid
- Greg Bronson
- Hunter
- Derek DiBiagio
- Bar Patron 2
- David Michael Fordham
- Tie Dyed Hippy
- Darren Lee Hughes
- Airport Passenger
- Sebastian Jude
- Evidence Room Kid
- Spencer Kayden
- Woman In Mob
- Asia King
- Little Girl
- Cloris Leachman
- Cat Lady
- Inge Levy
- Bar Patron and Mob Member
- Daniel Riggs
- Bar Patron
- Raymond Spaulding
- Other Mob
- Harry Dean Stanton
- Bird Hunter
- Jack Truman
- Mob Member
- Lindsay Zir
- Girlfriend to Sgt. Sisk
