Cast
- Daniel Passer
- Ted
- Edie McClurg
- Mother
- Richard Fancy
- Father
- Jeff Corey
- Professor
- Paul Provenza
- Brother
- Andy Dick
- Sheriff
- Megan Cavanagh
- Girl Next Door
- Michael Rivkin
- Student
- Steve Morter
- Drunk
- Kaitlin Hopkins
- Hussy
- Tina Corsini
- Hippie Girl
- Patrick Thomas
- Brain Surgeon
- Lee Arenberg
- Pager Salesman
- Brian Brophy
- Bomb Expert
- Henri Falconi
- Jewish Man
- Larry Holden
- Hippie Dude
- Mark Pesce
- Computer Geek
- Kipling Rowe
- Girl with crush on Ted
- Todd Simmons
- Slacker
- Charles Wall
- FBI Guy
- Michael Shamus Wiles
- The Neighbor
