- John Babatsikos
- Chauncey
- Pete Caruso
- Mort
- Jeff Cerulli
- Laslow Dinero
- Judy Cianciotto
- Alicia Ravencroft
- Robert Cioffi
- Ted Houlihan
- Marie Farina
- Cynthia Houlihan
- Adam Gennari
- Officer Mearini / Hank
- Stephanie Holmes
- Louise Robinson
- Tom Liodice
- Alan Mancuso
- Brian McGuinness
- Jay Dubois
- Chris Monty
- Ron Magenta
- Dan Nemirovsky
- Steve
- Jacqueline Olszewski
- Mrs. Benevitti / Tina Knuckles
- Joe Pontillo
- Roger
- Stephanie Pontillo
- Jessica Mancuso
- Neil Rubenstein
- Fred Robinson
- Kirk Sendlein
- Secret Service Agent
- Will Vought
- Tim Rutterbager
- Christopher T. Wall
- The President
- Thomas J. Wall
- Lembeck
- Rob White
- Clerk
