- Michael Ian Black
- Michael
- Michael Showalter
- Michael
- David Wain
- David
- Leo Allen
- College Buddy
- Matt Ballard
- Poker Player Sam / Ice Cream Man
- Elizabeth Banks
- Woman at Yoga Class
- Stuart Blumberg
- Major Gentry
- Julie Bowen
- Mother Nature
- Amy Carlson
- Hippy Girl
- Bradley Cooper
- Satan / Guy at Yoga Class
- Zach Galifianakis
- Santa
- Martha Hagen
- Trish-Marie
- Josh Hamilton
- Cousin Greg
- Ian Helfer
- Antoine / Bruce / General Thornbush
- Nina Hellman
- Helen / Poker Wife / Brooklyn Girl
- Seth Herzog
- Guy dancing in briefs
- Todd Holoubek
- Patrick G. McGillicutty
- Glenn Kessler
- Jarvis the Butler
- Christina Kirk
- Susie / Terrorist / Fisher
- Heather Lawless
- Poker Player's Wife
- Joe Lo Truglio
- Johnson / Indian / Softball Player / Mugger / Office Party Goer
- Jenny Maguire
- Office Party Goer / Lady Richington
- Ali Marsh
- Maid
- A.D. Miles
- Terrorist / Softball Player / Pilgrim / Robert / Fisher
- Blue Moreno
- College Buddy
- Heidi Neurauter
- College Buddy / Nancy / Angel / Brooklyn Girl
- Zak Orth
- Turkey Hunter / Enis / Stewart / Inspector
- Amy Rice
- Cat Girl
- Sam Rockwell
- Pizza Guy
- Paul Rudd
- John
- Marisa Ryan
- College Buddy
- Peter Salett
- Guitar Player / Indian / Cop / Terrorist / Shirpa
- Ben Shenkman
- Hans
- Joanne Solomon
- Office Party Goer
- Scott Sowers
- Evan's Dad / Poker Player Jimmy
- Francie Swift
- Santa's Wife
- Callie Thorne
- Yoga Instructor
- Rosadel Varela
- Cashier
- Sam P. Whitehead
- Dad
