- Graham Phillips
- Danny Campbell
- Zack Pearlman
- Frank Gomes
- Ashley Greene
- Krystal Manicucci
- Bobby Moynihan
- Skootch
- John DeLuca
- Anthony
- Cecily Strong
- Mary Ellen
- Michael Patrick O'Brien
- Chuck
- Fred Armisen
- Victor
- Jackson Nicoll
- Wendell
- Gina Gershon
- Ms. Greeley
- Penny Marshall
- Dolores
- Kate Walsh
- Danny's Mom
- Jim Gaffigan
- Danny's Dad
- Katie Cockrell
- Rachel
- Kellie Cockrell
- Rebecca
- Owen Benjamin
- Health Inspector
- Vincent Pastore
- Leo Manicucci
- Mary Birdsong
- Bianca Manicucci
- Colin Jost
- Officer Greg
- Method Man
- Konko
- Hassan Johnson
- Murray
- Camille Saviola
- Mrs. Bandini
- Matt Larre
- 3rd Grade Danny
- Sammi Sanchez
- 6th Grade Krystal
- Will Forte
- Motorcycle Guy
- Angela Raiola
- Big Ang
- Woodie King Jr.
- Mr. Stewart
- Kate McKinnon
- Mrs. Bandini Jr.
- Casey Jost
- Officer Wankel
- Lisa Fiebert
- Teenage Girl
- Ari Barkan
- Speedo Guy
- Amyrh Harris
- Wendell's Friend #1
- Ricky Scola
- Wendell's Friend #2
- Rhys Thomas
- The Devil
- Anthony Triolo
- Pool Sex Tony
- Kevin Abernethy
- Sunbather
- Brett Azar
- Badass Guy
- Sandee Bengel
- Heavy set woman
- Richard Bird
- Swimmer
- William Andrew Brewer
- Swimmer
- Bryan Burton
- Teenage Dude
- Candice T. Cain
- Pool Mom
- David Chen
- Bucks Crew
- Alex Estrada
- Mexican Day Laborer
- Erica Fantry
- Swimmer
- Andrew Flihan
- Pool Patron
- Gary W Golden
- Suntan Lotion Guy
- Amanda Greer
- Hot German Woman
- Kayla Hill
- Pool Party Goer
- Michael Maugeri
- Diver
- Salvatore Mirando
- Sun Tan Lotion Guy
- Jack Mountford
- Super Hot Guy In Swim Trunks
- Cassie Prusiensky
- Wu Tang's Posse
- Al Roffe
- Mexican #2
- Cory Saint-Laurent
- (uncredited)
- Christian Paul Sherwood
- Pool Goer
- Victoria Simone
- Party Goer
- Maryelle Turner
- Ass Smacked Woman
- Cris Williams
- Sunbather
