- Geoff Atkinson
- (written by) (56 episodes, 1984-1991)
- Geoff Atkinson
- (59 episodes, 1984-1991)
- Geoff Atkinson
- (jokes) (1 episode, 1985)
- Geoff Atkinson
- (wordsmith) (1 episode, 1985)
- Nick Newman
- (written by) (50 episodes, 1984-1988)
- Nick Newman
- (53 episodes, 1984-1988)
- Nick Newman
- (jokes) (1 episode, 1985)
- Nick Newman
- (wordsmith) (1 episode, 1985)
- Ian Hislop
- (written by) (49 episodes, 1984-1988)
- Ian Hislop
- (52 episodes, 1984-1988)
- Ian Hislop
- (jokes) (1 episode, 1985)
- Ian Hislop
- (wordsmith) (1 episode, 1985)
- Terrence Brown
- (writer) (47 episodes, 1984-1987)
- Jack Docherty
- (written by) (36 episodes, 1984-1988)
- Jack Docherty
- (additional material) (3 episodes, 1986)
- Jack Docherty
- (42 episodes, 1984-1988)
- Jack Docherty
- (jokes) (1 episode, 1985)
- Jack Docherty
- (wordsmith) (1 episode, 1985)
- Moray Hunter
- (written by) (36 episodes, 1984-1988)
- Moray Hunter
- (additional material) (3 episodes, 1986)
- Moray Hunter
- (42 episodes, 1984-1988)
- Moray Hunter
- (jokes) (1 episode, 1985)
- Moray Hunter
- (wordsmith) (1 episode, 1985)
- John O'Farrell
- (written by) (36 episodes, 1988-1993)
- John O'Farrell
- (additional material) (1 episode, 1986)
- Mark Burton
- (written by) (36 episodes, 1988-1993)
- Paul Simpkin
- (written by) (29 episodes, 1987-1991)
- Paul Simpkin
- (additional material) (3 episodes, 1986-1987)
- Pete Sinclair
- (written by) (31 episodes, 1988-1993)
- Stuart Silver
- (written by) (29 episodes, 1989-1993)
- Martin Lambie-Nairn
- (based on an original lunch by) (19 episodes, 1990-1992)
- Martin Lambie-Nairn
- (based on an original cheque by) (5 episodes, 1985)
- Martin Lambie-Nairn
- (based on an original lunch with) (2 episodes, 1985-1987)
- Martin Lambie-Nairn
- (27 episodes, 1985-1992)
- David Kind
- (written by) (12 episodes, 1984-1991)
- David Kind
- (additional material) (11 episodes, 1986-1987)
- David Kind
- (wordsmith) (1 episode, 1985)
- Steve Punt
- (written by) (19 episodes, 1984-1990)
- Peter Fluck
- (creator: puppets) (18 episodes, 1990-1991)
- Peter Fluck
- (characters) (1 episode, 1993)
- Roger Law
- (creator: puppets) (18 episodes, 1990-1991)
- Roger Law
- (characters) (1 episode, 1993)
- Paul Clark
- (additional material) (12 episodes, 1986-1987)
- Paul Clark
- (written by) (6 episodes, 1987-1989)
- Mike Shirley
- (additional material) (13 episodes, 1984-1987)
- Mike Shirley
- (written by) (3 episodes, 1985-1988)
- Laurie Rowley
- (written by) (13 episodes, 1984-1985)
- Laurie Rowley
- (16 episodes, 1984-1985)
- Laurie Rowley
- (jokes) (1 episode, 1985)
- Laurie Rowley
- (wordsmith) (1 episode, 1985)
- Richard Curtis
- (written by) (12 episodes, 1984-1985)
- Richard Curtis
- (additional material) (2 episodes, 1986)
- Richard Curtis
- (15 episodes, 1984-1986)
- Ray Harris
- (written by) (13 episodes, 1988-1991)
- Ray Harris
- (additional material) (1 episode, 1987)
- Mike Barfield
- (written by) (13 episodes, 1988-1991)
- Ged Parsons
- (written by) (13 episodes, 1988-1990)
- Mike Coleman
- (written by) (13 episodes, 1990-1991)
- Andrea Solomons
- (written by) (8 episodes, 1984-1985)
- Andrea Solomons
- (12 episodes, 1984-1985)
- Andrea Solomons
- (additional material) (1 episode, 1984)
- Andrea Solomons
- (jokes) (1 episode, 1985)
- Andrea Solomons
- (wordsmith) (1 episode, 1985)
- Christopher Burman
- (written by) (7 episodes, 1984-1989)
- Christopher Burman
- (additional material) (4 episodes, 1986)
- Nigel Purton
- (written by) (7 episodes, 1984-1989)
- Nigel Purton
- (additional material) (4 episodes, 1986)
- Gary Rowlands
- (written by) (10 episodes, 1991-1994)
- Gary Rowlands
- (writer) (1 episode, 1991)
- Barry Atkins
- (written by) (10 episodes, 1990-1991)
- Colin Bostock-Smith
- (written by) (7 episodes, 1984-1985)
- Colin Bostock-Smith
- (9 episodes, 1984-1985)
- Colin Bostock-Smith
- (wordsmith) (1 episode, 1985)
- Rob Grant
- (written by) (7 episodes, 1986-1990)
- Rob Grant
- (additional material) (1 episode, 1987)
- Rob Grant
- (screenplay by) (1 episode, 1985)
- Doug Naylor
- (written by) (7 episodes, 1986-1990)
- Doug Naylor
- (additional material) (1 episode, 1987)
- Doug Naylor
- (screenplay by) (1 episode, 1985)
- Tony Sarchet
- (written by) (6 episodes, 1985)
- Tony Sarchet
- (9 episodes, 1985)
- Tony Sarchet
- (jokes) (1 episode, 1985)
- Tony Sarchet
- (wordsmith) (1 episode, 1985)
- James Hendrie
- (written by) (7 episodes, 1987-1988)
- James Hendrie
- (additional material) (2 episodes, 1987)
- Brian Highley
- (additional material) (3 episodes, 1986)
- Brian Highley
- (written by) (3 episodes, 1984-1985)
- Brian Highley
- (7 episodes, 1984-1986)
- Donnie Kerr
- (additional material) (5 episodes, 1984-1986)
- Donnie Kerr
- (written by) (2 episodes, 1984)
- Guy Jenkin
- (written by) (6 episodes, 1984)
- David Haldane
- (additional material) (4 episodes, 1986-1987)
- David Haldane
- (written by) (2 episodes, 1988-1989)
- Steve Brown
- (written by) (4 episodes, 1987-1991)
- Steve Brown
- (additional material) (2 episodes, 1987-1992)
- Terry Kyan
- (written by) (3 episodes, 1984-1985)
- Terry Kyan
- (5 episodes, 1984-1985)
- Terry Kyan
- (wordsmith) (1 episode, 1985)
- Paul Smith
- (written by) (3 episodes, 1984-1985)
- Paul Smith
- (5 episodes, 1984-1985)
- Paul Smith
- (wordsmith) (1 episode, 1985)
- Paul Lewis
- (additional material) (2 episodes, 1986)
- Paul Lewis
- (written by) (2 episodes, 1990)
- Paul Lewis
- (jokes) (1 episode, 1985)
- Michael Friel
- (additional material) (4 episodes, 1986-1987)
- Michael Friel
- (written by) (1 episode, 1985)
- Dave Cohen
- (written by) (5 episodes, 1989-1991)
- Helen Murry
- (written by) (4 episodes, 1984)
- Jamie Rix
- (written by) (4 episodes, 1984)
- Nick Wilton
- (written by) (4 episodes, 1984)
- Peter Keeper
- (additional material) (3 episodes, 1986)
- Peter Keeper
- (written by) (1 episode, 1985)
- David Quantick
- (additional material) (2 episodes, 1986)
- David Quantick
- (written by) (2 episodes, 1987-1988)
- Ian Mowatt
- (additional material) (2 episodes, 1986)
- Ian Mowatt
- (written by) (1 episode, 1984)
- Sean Carson
- (written by) (3 episodes, 1984-1985)
- Nat Clare
- (3 episodes, 1984-1985)
- Nat Clare
- (additional material) (1 episode, 1984)
- Nat Clare
- (written by) (1 episode, 1984)
- Ben Elton
- (written by) (3 episodes, 1984)
- Kim Fuller
- (written by) (3 episodes, 1984)
- Ian Pattison
- (written by) (3 episodes, 1984)
- Victoria Pile
- (written by) (3 episodes, 1984)
- David Cohen
- (written by) (2 episodes, 1990)
- David Cohen
- (3 episodes, 1985-1990)
- David Slade
- (additional material) (2 episodes, 1986)
- David Slade
- (written by) (1 episode, 1985)
- Frank Walsh
- (additional material) (2 episodes, 1986)
- Frank Walsh
- (written by) (1 episode, 1985)
- Stevie Fowler
- (written by) (2 episodes, 1985)
- Stevie Fowler
- (wordsmith) (1 episode, 1985)
- Sara Yallop
- (written by) (2 episodes, 1985)
- Sara Yallop
- (wordsmith) (1 episode, 1985)
- Kostos Adenhauer
- (additional material) (3 episodes, 1986)
- Richard Halford
- (additional material) (3 episodes, 1986)
- Rob Gotobed
- (written by) (3 episodes, 1989-1991)
- Dix
- (written by) (3 episodes, 1990-1991)
- Gibson
- (written by) (3 episodes, 1990-1991)
- Measures
- (written by) (3 episodes, 1990-1991)
- Jeremy Hardy
- (2 episodes, 1984-1985)
- Jeremy Hardy
- (written by) (1 episode, 1984)
- Ray Price
- (2 episodes, 1984-1985)
- Ray Price
- (written by) (1 episode, 1984)
- Ian Hopkins
- (written by) (2 episodes, 1984)
- Tim John
- (written by) (2 episodes, 1984)
- Mather
- (written by) (2 episodes, 1984)
- Shuttleworth
- (written by) (2 episodes, 1984)
- George Smythe
- (written by) (2 episodes, 1984)
- Roger Planer
- (additional material) (1 episode, 1986)
- Roger Planer
- (written by) (1 episode, 1985)
- David Tomlinson
- (written by) (2 episodes, 1985)
- Adam Brown
- (additional material) (1 episode, 1986)
- Adam Brown
- (written by) (1 episode, 1989)
- Jim Cass
- (additional material) (1 episode, 1986)
- Jim Cass
- (written by) (1 episode, 1989)
- Noel Christopher
- (additional material) (1 episode, 1986)
- Noel Christopher
- (written by) (1 episode, 1989)
- Ron Barbour
- (additional material) (2 episodes, 1986)
- Gary Clapperton
- (additional material) (2 episodes, 1986)
- Marc Soda
- (written by) (2 episodes, 1989)
- David Baddiel
- (written by) (2 episodes, 1990)
- Mark Brisenden
- (written by) (2 episodes, 1990)
- John Finch
- (written by) (2 episodes, 1990)
- Rob Newman
- (written by) (2 episodes, 1990)
- Keith Rees
- (written by) (2 episodes, 1990)
- Tony Bagley
- (additional material) (1 episode, 1984)
- Owen Brenman
- (written by) (1 episode, 1984)
- Graham Dean Buxton
- (written by) (1 episode, 1984)
- Niall Clark
- (written by) (1 episode, 1984)
- John Cotterill
- (written by) (1 episode, 1984)
- Ian Dagger
- (written by) (1 episode, 1984)
- Mick Deasy
- (additional material) (1 episode, 1984)
- Graham Deykin
- (written by) (1 episode, 1984)
- Philip Differ
- (written by) (1 episode, 1984)
- H.J. Edgington
- (written by) (1 episode, 1984)
- Mark Gilkes
- (written by) (1 episode, 1984)
- Peter Harris
- (additional material) (1 episode, 1984)
- Julie Jones
- (written by) (1 episode, 1984)
- Chris Langham
- (written by) (1 episode, 1984)
- Bryan McAllister
- (written by) (1 episode, 1984)
- Neil McVicar
- (written by) (1 episode, 1984)
- Christopher Morris
- (additional material) (1 episode, 1984)
- Colin Walker
- (written by) (1 episode, 1984)
- Griffiths
- (written by) (1 episode, 1985)
- Tim Hilton
- (written by) (1 episode, 1985)
- Graham Jones
- (written by) (1 episode, 1985)
- Masters
- (written by) (1 episode, 1985)
- Eddie McEachran
- (1 episode, 1985)
- Anne Miller
- (written by) (1 episode, 1985)
- Peter Sapsted
- (written by) (1 episode, 1985)
- David Woosnam
- (written by) (1 episode, 1985)
- Nicky Argyll
- (additional material) (1 episode, 1986)
- Nick Barton
- (additional material) (1 episode, 1986)
- Brotherson
- (additional material) (1 episode, 1986)
- Arnold Brown
- (additional material) (1 episode, 1986)
- Stephen Catchpole
- (additional material) (1 episode, 1986)
- David Clapperton
- (additional material) (1 episode, 1986)
- Helen Cotterill
- (additional material) (1 episode, 1986)
- Mark Cullen
- (additional material) (1 episode, 1986)
- Bill Davidson
- (additional material) (1 episode, 1986)
- Eric Flitcroft
- (additional material) (1 episode, 1986)
- Friend
- (additional material) (1 episode, 1986)
- Abi Grant
- (additional material) (1 episode, 1986)
- Michael Hilton
- (additional material) (1 episode, 1986)
- Ian Lambert
- (additional material) (1 episode, 1986)
- Keith Lascelles
- (additional material) (1 episode, 1986)
- Alan Lawrence
- (additional material) (1 episode, 1986)
- Alistair McIntosh
- (additional material) (1 episode, 1986)
- Pete Mills
- (additional material) (1 episode, 1986)
- Nick Mitchell
- (additional material) (1 episode, 1986)
- John Murray
- (additional material) (1 episode, 1986)
- Simon Parke
- (additional material) (1 episode, 1986)
- Neil Raphael
- (additional material) (1 episode, 1986)
- David Sapstead
- (additional material) (1 episode, 1986)
- David Tutton
- (additional material) (1 episode, 1986)
- Paul Twivy
- (additional material) (1 episode, 1986)
- Walker
- (additional material) (1 episode, 1986)
- Williams
- (written by) (1 episode, 1986)
- Dave Wilson
- (additional material) (1 episode, 1986)
- Tim Firth
- (additional material) (1 episode, 1987)
- Tim Scott
- (additional material) (1 episode, 1987)
- David Austin
- (written by) (1 episode, 1988)
- Jo Brand
- (written by) (1 episode, 1988)
- S.J. Edwards
- (written by) (1 episode, 1988)
- Victor Lewis-Smith
- (written by) (1 episode, 1988)
- Dave Morley
- (written by) (1 episode, 1988)
- Paul Sparks
- (written by) (1 episode, 1988)
- Kipper Williams
- (written by) (1 episode, 1988)
- Murray Brough
- (written by) (1 episode, 1989)
- Iain Campbell
- (written by) (1 episode, 1989)
- Geof Cole
- (written by) (1 episode, 1989)
- Jon Glover
- (written by) (1 episode, 1989)
- Kaefan Shaw
- (written by) (1 episode, 1989)
- David Smallwood
- (written by) (1 episode, 1989)
- Jez Stevenson
- (written by) (1 episode, 1989)
- Graham Weavers
- (written by) (1 episode, 1989)
- Philippa Wood
- (written by) (1 episode, 1989)
- Mike Yeaman
- (written by) (1 episode, 1989)
- Simon Bullivant
- (written by) (1 episode, 1990)
- Clive Coleman
- (written by) (1 episode, 1990)
- Tim Goldstone
- (written by) (1 episode, 1990)
- Malcolm Williamson
- (written by) (1 episode, 1990)
- Ian Campbell
- (written by) (1 episode, 1991)
- Dave Eden
- (written by) (1 episode, 1991)
- Robert Linford
- (written by) (1 episode, 1991)
- Geoff Parsons
- (written by) (1 episode, 1991)
- Tim Sweeney
- (written by) (1 episode, 1991)
- Giles Pilbrow
- (written by) (1 episode, 1993)
- Paul Powell
- (written by) (1 episode, 1993)
- Georgia Pritchett
- (written by) (1 episode, 1993)
- Mark Warren
- (1994) (unknown episodes)
- Ben Ward
- (1995-1996) (unknown episodes)
- Alistair Beaton
- (unknown episodes)
- Terence Dackombe
- (unknown episodes)
- Chris Edge
- (unknown episodes)
- Richard Herring
- (unknown episodes)
- Stewart Lee
- (unknown episodes)
- Miles Moss
- (unknown episodes)
- Henry Naylor
- (unknown episodes)
- Richard Parker
- (unknown episodes)
- Andy Parsons
- (unknown episodes)