- Weston Allen
- Nightmare Ghoul
- Jac Bernhard
- Dane Skylace
- Kate Bornstein
- God
- Josafat Concepcion
- Death
- Dorian Electra
- Nightmare Boy
- Patti Harrison
- Patti the Babysitter
- Lloyd Kaufman
- Knower
- Michael Madsen
- Narrator
- Alan Merrill
- Alan
- Whitney Moore
- The Man from the Dark and Lonely Place
- Isaiah Mueller
- Uncle #1
- Bethany Schmitt
- Evil Mother
- Margaret Scura
- Political Observationalist - Panicked Citizen
- Ryan Trecartin
- The Hand
- Sune Wagner
- The Pilot
