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- Austin Millbarge
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- Joel Coen
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- Michael Apted
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- B.B. King
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- Larry Cohen
- Ace Tomato Agent
- Martin Brest
- Drive-In Security
- Ricco Ross
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- Sally Anlauf
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- Seva Novgorodtsev
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- John Daveikis
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- Edwin Newman
- Self
- Nancy Gair
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- Barrie Holland
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- Guy Standeven
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