- Rich Evans
- Space Cop / Bar Patron
- Mike Stoklasa
- Detective Ted Cooper
- Jocelyn Ridgely
- Zorba
- Chike Johnson
- Agnon
- Jay Bauman
- Grigg
- Dale Jackson
- Chief Washington
- Zach McLain
- Charlie
- Deborah Clifton
- Receptionist
- Bo Johnson
- Dr. Snodgrass
- Rick Pendzich
- Officer Cunningham
- Tim Higgins
- Bartender / Moon Mayor
- Alison Mary Forbes
- Charlie's Wife
- Patton Oswalt
- Space Police Chief
- Nate Schwefel
- Timmy
- Steve Piper
- Timmy's Dad
- Denise Kaderabek
- Talk Show Host
- Freddie E. Williams II
- Solitaire Man / Bar Patron
- Clarence Aumend
- Officer Partner
- Dale Blank
- Police Officer 1
- Linda Cieslik
- Unfrozen Cancer Lady
- Josh Davis
- Bar Patron
- Joe Foti IV
- Bellboy
- Megan Genthert
- Stripper 2
- Jeff Grabowski
- Alien Officer 4
- David Hoffer
- Police Officer 2
- Doug Jarecki
- Unfrozen Republican
- Stephanie La Phillip
- Stripper 1
- Titania Lyn
- Undressing Neighbor
- Emmitt Morgans
- Dr. Schumann
- Jessi Nakles
- Police Dispatcher
- Jack Packard
- Alien Officer 3
- Greg Ryan
- Mayor
- Jesse Sorgatz
- Alien Officer 2
- Len Kabasinski
- Space Cop (Fight Scene)
