- Ted Healy
- Ted 'Teddy'
- Charles Winninger
- Otto Schmidt
- Frances McCoy
- Queenie
- George Bickel
- Gustav 'Gus' Klein
- Lucile Browne
- Louise - Otto's Niece
- Shemp Howard
- Fireman Shemp
- Stanley Smith
- Richard Carlson
- Moe Howard
- Fireman
- Hallam Cooley
- Mr. D. Quincy Throckmorton
- Fred Sanborn
- Mute Fireman
- Larry Fine
- Fireman
- Lois Moran
- Beauty
- Ralph Elmer
- Magician
- Roscoe Ates
- Pants Presser at Al's Tailor Shop
- Jimmy Aubrey
- Revolutionary
- Bobby Barber
- Revolutionary
- Billy Barty
- Junior
- Billy Bletcher
- Revolutionary
- Heinie Conklin
- Ted's Checkers Opponent
- Clifford Dempsey
- General Avocado
- Billy Engle
- Revolutionary
- Rube Goldberg
- Rube Goldberg - Opening Mail at the Yodel Inn
- Robert Milasch
- Revolutionary
- Mack Swain
- First Fat Diner
- William H. Tooker
- Ferguson - Carlson's Lawyer
- Dorothy Vernon
- Junior's Mother
- Leo White
- Husband with Cake
