- Kerry Corrigan
- Natty Paste
- Trevor Crane
- Earl Molar
- Strath Crawford
- Sgt. Huey Scrime
- Erin Dunnigan
- Canoe Victim
- Ethan Edwards
- Bernard Tusk
- Ilene Elkaim
- Lola Dent
- Peter Foulds
- Rod Chopper
- Bill Fulker
- Professor Pierre Pierre
- Andrew Huisman
- Andy Kline
- Bev Mattson
- Dean Kitty Devine
- Thomas W. Mays
- Newspaper Editor / Canoe Victim
- Vera Raiser
- Queen Vera
- George Sanford
- Jake Offal
- Melanie Staley
- Greta Vinka
- Tom Tranmer
- Victim
- Ralph Woodcock
- Professor 'Nuclear' Irwin Bates
- John Wyman
- Director Frank Waters
