Cast
- Wally Fields
- Capt. Jet-Lag Pinchhard / Lt. Cmdr. Beta / Lt. Barf / Cmdr. Willing Piker / Ens. Insignificant / Ens. Expendable / Ens. Cadaver / Ens. Bitpart / Ens. Anonymous / Ens. Disposable / Ens. Speakingpart / Ens. Deadmeat / Ens. Extra / Ens. Deathwish / Ens. Cannonfodder / Ens. Menial / Ens. Shortlived / Ens. Walkonpart (voice)
- Margaret Dunlap
- Counselor Doyawanna Tryhard / Dr. Heavily Cruncher / Guano - ship's computer / Ens. Transient (voice)
- Jason Kempnich
- Lt. Cmdr. Gaudy Regurge / Count Macula (voice)
- Matthew Smith
- Ens. Measley Cruncher / Ens. Bystander (voice)
