- Michael R. Thomas
- Eegor / Captain Skimmer
- Jacob Bogert
- Mareem
- Suzanne Lenore
- 1st Victim
- Tammy Parks
- Vladamina
- Joseph Prussak
- Mr. Pidant
- Bob MacKay
- Chimes / Edmund
- David Fine
- Mr. Blatent
- Jeffrey Faoro
- Mr. Smythe / Second Mate (as Jeff Faoro)
- Tina Krause
- Shari O'Kari
- John Paul Fedele
- Glitter Bolan
- Elizabeth Cintron
- Molly Black
- William Hellfire
- Beaner / Ralph / Guitar Player (as Bill Hellfire)
- Jon Fidelli
- Mr. Visper
- Zachary Snygg
- Winslow
- Pete Jacelone
- Mr. Pissington
- Peter O'Hara
- Mr. Felon
- John Link
- Willy
- Michael Raso
- First Mate
- J. Feefifofumdeli
- Third Mate
- Zippy
- Clown
- Paige Turner
- Party Girl
- Mikey Ovum
- Mr. Bushsmell
- Fred Mekeel
- Sir Leonardo of DiCaprio
- Erin Brown
- Base Player
- Joey Smack
- Drummer
- Jasi Cotton Lanier
- Second Victim
- Nathan Lanman
- Guy in Hallway
- Kyle LaFerrera
- Arm Wrestler
- Mathew Scott
- Extra
- Jennifer O'Keefe
- Extra
- Dean Paul
- Extra
- Erik Maietta
- Extra
- Sare Marrero
- Extra
- Melissa Phillips
- Extra
- Cindy Wright
- Extra
- Renee Wright
- Extra
- Katie Wright
- Extra
- Scott Isakoff
- Extra
- Brenda A. Trotsky
- Extra
- David Husbands
- Extra
- Dee Kaye
- Extra
- Djonaj
- Extra
- Christine McCaffrey
- Extra
- Mike Scillia
- Extra
- Dennis Peterson
- Extra
- Frank McGlynn
- Extra
- Angela Sapone
- Extra
- Margo G. McKeel
- Extra
- Nice Nice
- Extra
- Moth Man
- Extra
- Erin Ashley Scillia
- Extra
- Tracey Messel
- Extra
- Violet Violence
- Extra
- Benny the Stain
- Extra
- Richard Alfred Senator
- Extra
- Gregg Ziemba
- Extra
- Demoness Ipek
- Extra
- Salvatore Lopresti
- Extra
- Liz Molinski
- Extra
