- Amy Poehler
- Various
- Fred Armisen
- David Paterson / Eskimo / Various (archive footage)
- Alec Baldwin
- Husband
- Drew Barrymore
- Desiree / Abigail Breslin (archive footage)
- Josh Brolin
- Bar Guy
- Hillary Clinton
- Self
- Rachel Dratch
- Rachel
- Jimmy Fallon
- Weekend Update Anchor
- Tina Fey
- Sarah Palin / Weekend Update Anchor (archive footage)
- Will Forte
- George W. Bush / Gregg Allman / Various (archive footage)
- Paul Giamatti
- Uncle Chaz
- Topher Grace
- Euro
- Jake Gyllenhaal
- Frank O'Connor
- Bill Hader
- Daniel Radcliffe / Tim Gunn / Various (archive footage)
- Darrell Hammond
- Dick Cheney / Regis Philbin (archive footage)
- Scarlett Johansson
- Self
- Seth Meyers
- Pound / Weekend Update Anchor / Anderson Cooper (archive footage)
- Bobby Moynihan
- Dancing Palin Moose / Bar Patron / Various (archive footage)
- Sarah Palin
- Self
- Chris Parnell
- Dr. Edward Turlington
- Maya Rudolph
- Jodi Dietz / Donna / Yen (archive footage)
- Andy Samberg
- Eskimo / Bar Patron / Various (archive footage)
- Horatio Sanz
- Rick / Peso (archive footage)
- Jason Sudeikis
- Todd Palin / Bar Patron / Various (archive footage)
- Kenan Thompson
- Reggie Hudson / Bartender / Various (archive footage)
- Justin Timberlake
- Self
- Christopher Walken
- Self
- Kristen Wiig
- Michelle / Catherine / Various (archive footage)
- Casey Wilson
- Stephanie / Waitress / Various (archive footage)
