- Fred Armisen
- Various / Garth / Stuart (archive footage) (uncredited)
- Edward Asner
- Mr. Wilson
- Dan Aykroyd
- Rick Phillips
- Vanessa Bayer
- Rosa
- John Belushi
- Kevin
- Aidy Bryant
- Various
- Beth Cahill
- Denise Swerski
- Kieran Culkin
- Indian
- Macaulay Culkin
- Tommy Arnold
- Jane Curtin
- Mrs. Loud
- Rachel Dratch
- Debbie Downer
- Abby Elliott
- Nancy
- Jimmy Fallon
- Jarret
- Chris Farley
- Todd O'Conner / Todd's Wife (archive footage) (uncredited)
- Will Ferrell
- Mr. Blake / Various (archive footage) (uncredited)
- Carrie Fisher
- Joan Loud
- Will Forte
- Terry
- Ana Gasteyer
- Mrs. Blake / Martha Stewart / Various (archive footage) (uncredited)
- Joseph Gordon-Levitt
- Steven
- Christopher Guest
- Daddy Grimley
- Bill Hader
- Devin / Pastor Mike / Various (archive footage) (uncredited)
- Anne Hathaway
- Mary
- Chris Kattan
- Nathan Blake
- Taran Killam
- Tyler / Various (archive footage) (uncredited)
- Julianna Margulies
- Karen
- Chris Martin
- Jan Pockabook
- Tim Meadows
- Ladies Man Leon Phelps
- Seth Meyers
- Weekend Update Anchor / DJ Jonathan Feinstein / Various (archive footage) (uncredited)
- Garrett Morris
- The Police Officer
- Bobby Moynihan
- Various
- Brittany Murphy
- Holly
- Bill Murray
- Mr. Loud
- Mike Myers
- Pat Arnold
- Kevin Nealon
- Weekend Update Anchor
- Gwyneth Paltrow
- Tammy
- Chris Parnell
- Paul Blake
- Nasim Pedrad
- Mom / Lisa (archive footage) (uncredited)
- Amy Poehler
- Michelle / Elizabeth (archive footage) (uncredited)
- Gilda Radner
- Jean Loud
- Jeremy Renner
- Lawyer
- Tim Robinson
- Various
- Chris Rock
- Various
- Adam Sandler
- Various
- Horatio Sanz
- Frank / Gobi (archive footage) (uncredited)
- Martin Short
- Ed Grimley
- Paul Simon
- Turkey
- Robert Smigel
- Carl Wollarski
- Jason Sudeikis
- Phil
- Kenan Thompson
- Trey / Lou (archive footage) (uncredited)
- George Wendt
- Bob Swerski
- Kristen Wiig
- Kat / Judith / Penelope (archive footage) (uncredited)
- Luke Wilson
- Mark
