- Victoria Jackson
- Self
- Kevin Nealon
- Self
- Dan Aykroyd
- Various Characters
- Roseanne Barr
- Metrocard Spokesperson
- John Belushi
- Self
- A. Whitney Brown
- Wilson Trap Door Victim
- Dana Carvey
- Various Characters
- Chevy Chase
- New Shimmer Salesman
- Jane Curtin
- Various Characters
- Joan Cusack
- Yuppie
- James Downey
- Paul McElroy (First Citiwide Change Bank)
- Nora Dunn
- Various Characters
- Anthony Michael Hall
- Yuppie
- Phil Hartman
- Various Characters
- Jan Hooks
- Various Characters
- Jon Lovitz
- Various Characters
- Dennis Miller
- Handi Off Office Worker
- Garrett Morris
- Limo Driver
- Eddie Murphy
- Buckwheat / Velvet Jones (archive footage) (uncredited)
- Bill Murray
- Various
- Mike Myers
- Various Characters
- Laraine Newman
- Super Bass-O-Matic '76 Girl
- Joe Piscopo
- Various Characters
- Randy Quaid
- Yuppie
- Gilda Radner
- Various
- Chris Rock
- Various Characters
- David Spade
- Various Characters
- Terry Sweeney
- Yuppie
- Lily Tomlin
- Judith Beasley
- Danitra Vance
- Yuppie
- Damon Wayans
- Yuppie
- Robin Williams
- Hockey Player
- Stevie Wonder
- Kannon AE-1 Spokesperson
- Akira Yoshimura
- Chia Head Scientist
