- Dan Aykroyd
- Beldar Conehead
- Jim Belushi
- Captain Kangaroo
- John Belushi
- Joe Mel Jr.
- Jim Breuer
- Prison Guard
- Garth Brooks
- Coco
- Dana Carvey
- Various Characters
- Chevy Chase
- Self / Various Characters (archive footage) (uncredited)
- Ellen Cleghorne
- Serena Williams / Various Characters (archive footage) (uncredited)
- Billy Crystal
- Sammy Davis Jr.
- Jane Curtin
- Prymaat Conehead
- Emilio Estevez
- Self
- Jimmy Fallon
- Self / Various Characters (archive footage) (uncredited)
- Chris Farley
- Self / Various Characters (archive footage) (uncredited)
- Will Ferrell
- Alex Trebek / Various Characters (archive footage) (uncredited)
- Ana Gasteyer
- Denise Curt
- David Alan Grier
- Priest
- Mary Gross
- Mindy
- Christopher Guest
- Rajeev Vindaloo
- Darrell Hammond
- Regis Philbin / Various Characters (archive footage) (uncredited)
- Tom Hanks
- Mr. Short-Term Memory
- Phil Hartman
- Host of Game Beaters
- Jan Hooks
- Self / Various Characters (archive footage) (uncredited)
- Chris Kattan
- Various Characters
- Rob Lowe
- Self
- Norm MacDonald
- Burt Reynolds aka Turd Furgerson
- Steve Martin
- Joe Mel Sr.
- Mark McKinney
- Self / Various Characters (archive footage) (uncredited)
- Tim Meadows
- Jason Raimes / Kimba (archive footage) (uncredited)
- Tracy Morgan
- Self / Various Characters (archive footage) (uncredited)
- Bill Murray
- Richard Dawson
- Mike Myers
- Self / Various Characters (archive footage) (uncredited)
- Kevin Nealon
- Self / Various Characters (archive footage) (uncredited)
- Laraine Newman
- Connie Conehead
- Cheri Oteri
- Babbette
- Joe Pesci
- Andy Parata
- Gilda Radner
- Mrs. Mel
- Tony Randall
- Self
- Christina Ricci
- Sonja Kradevic
- Chris Rock
- Kevin Stubbs
- Adam Sandler
- Various Characters
- Rob Schneider
- Billy Travis
- Jerry Seinfeld
- Bobby Wheat
- Molly Shannon
- Simone X
- Martin Short
- Jackie Rogers Jr.
- David Spade
- Self / Various Characters (archive footage) (uncredited)
- Pamela Stephenson
- Angelique
- Ben Stiller
- Tom Cruise
- Julia Sweeney
- Stacey Tarreri
