- Sammy Davis Jr.
- Charles Salt
- Peter Lawford
- Christopher Pepper
- Michael Bates
- Inspector Crabbe
- Ilona Rodgers
- Marianne Renaud
- John Le Mesurier
- Col. Woodstock
- Graham Stark
- Sgt. Walters
- Ernest Clark
- Col. Balsom
- Jeanne Roland
- Mai Ling
- Robert Dorning
- Club secretary
- Robertson Hare
- Dove
- Geoffrey Lumsden
- Foreign Secretary
- William Mervyn
- Prime Minister
- Llewellyn Rees
- 'Fake' Prime Minister
- Mark Singleton
- 'Fake' Home Secretary
- Michael Trubshawe
- 'Fake' First Lord
- Francesca Tu
- Tsai Chan
- Oliver MacGreevy
- Rack
- Peter Hutchins
- Straw
- Jeremy Lloyd
- Lord Ponsonby
- Sean Lynch
- Blackjack player
- Ivor Dean
- Police Commissioner
- Brian Harrison
- Policeman #1
- Harry Hutchinson
- Manservant
- Max Faulkner
- Lieutenant
- Beth Rogan
- Greta
- Rifat Shenel
- Mario
- Calvin Lockhart
- Jones
- Nicholas Smith
- Constable
- Susan Blair
- Janice
- Christine Pockett
- Jill
- Cassandra Mowan
- Jean
- Joe Wadham
- Col. Woodstock's aide
- Sheila Aza
- Salt and Pepper Club Patron
- Hyma Beckley
- 'Fake' Minister
- Bruce Beeby
- TV Newsreader
- Willy Bowman
- 'Fake' Minister
- Carol Cleveland
- Club Hostess
- Geoffrey Denton
- 'Fake' General
- Harry Fielder
- Policeman
- Dave Griffiths
- Submariner
- Hubert Hill
- Schoolmaster
- George Hilsdon
- Police Sergeant
- Gerry Judge
- Policeman
- Juba Kennerley
- Salt and Pepper Club Patron
- Danny Lyons
- Club Doorman
- Fred Machon
- 'Fake' Minister
- Roger Maxwell
- Club Member
- Tony Mendleson
- 'Fake' Minister
- Edna Morris
- Cleaning woman in police station
- Bill Risley
- Salt and Pepper Club Patron
- Doug Robinson
- Submarine Officer
- Bess Rogers
- Salt and Pepper Club Patron
- Ian Selby
- 'Fake' Minister
- John Smart
- Salt and Pepper Club Patron
- John Tatham
- Salt and Pepper Club Patron
- Reg Thomason
- Salt and Pepper Club Patron
- Joseph Tregonino
- Robber
- Fred Wood
- Pedestrian in conversation
