Cast & Crew

Directed by

Ray Cooney
John Luton

Writing Credits

Ray Cooney
(written by)
Ray Cooney
(play)

Cast

Danny Dyer
John Smith
Denise Van Outen
Michelle Smith
Sarah Harding
Stephanie Smith
Neil Morrissey
Gary Gardner
Kellie Shirley
Susie Browning
Christopher Biggins
Bobby Franklin
Lionel Blair
Cyril
Nicholas Le Prevost
D. S. Porterhouse
Ben Cartwright
D. S. Troughton
Derek Griffiths
PC Pulford
Nick Wilton
Taxi Driver
Jeffrey Holland
Dick Holland
Louise Michelle
Frances
Carli Norris
WPC Matthews
'Trixie' Dehaan
Bag lady's dog
Cliff Richard
Busker
Eric Carte
Man on Bus
Barry Cryer
Busker
Rolf Harris
Busker
Vicki Michelle
Tourist
Dani Lynn Cooney
(as Danni Cooney)
Geoffrey Davies
Man in queue
Ian Cullen
Cameo
Jenny Seagrove
Taxi passenger
Judi Dench
Bag lady
Dani Dyer
(as Danni Dyer)
Tara Ward
Nurse
Christopher Sweeney
Police Officer
Russ Abbot
Hospital patient
Jacki Piper
Nurse
Nicky Henson
Hospital patient
Marguerite Porter
Lady in Hospital
Bernard Cribbins
Hospital patient
Anthony Verner
(as Tony Verner)
Gillian McBarnet
(as Gill Cribbins)
Richard Briers
Newspaper Seller
Ann Davies
(as Ann Briers)
Brian Murphy
Allotment man
Marcia Warren
Woman on seat
Jackie Clarke
Police Officer in Finsbury
Jean Fergusson
Exercising woman
Linda Regan
Gardener
June Whitfield
Exercising woman
Maureen Lipman
Exercising woman
Pamela Cundell
War widow
Royce Mills
Man in Church Hall
Katy Manning
Exercising woman
Judy Buxton
Exercising woman
Linda Dixon
(as Linda Cooney)
Liza Goddard
Exercising woman
Su Pollard
Shopkeeper
Andrew Sachs
Clumsy waiter
Lucy Fleming
Café Customer
Derek Fowlds
Man in hat
Peter Blake
Man reading newspaper
Anne Rogers
Lady with Sandwiches
Simon Williams
Café customer
Robin Askwith
Bus Driver
Mark Wingett
Man outside café
Sally Green
(as Sally Palmer)
Sylvia Syms
Hip operation woman
Donald Sinden
Man on bus
Carolyn Lyster
Lady with Cakes
Wendy Craig
Nanny
Geoffrey Palmer
Man on toilet
Lynda Baron
Nurse
Beryl Evans
(as Beryl Thornton)
Frank Thornton
Man getting off bus
Bill Pertwee
Man on bus
Tony Britton
Man on Bus
Wanda Ventham
Woman on bus
Michael Cochrane
Man on Bus
Belinda Carroll
Lady on Bus
Derren Nesbitt
Man on bus
Moray Watson
Man on Bus
Louise Jameson
Receptionist
Timothy West
Man in pub
Prunella Scales
Woman at pub
Giles Watling
Man in Pub
Jess Conrad
Piano player
Tom Conti
Actor
Les Dennis
Man on street
Noel Edmonds
Man in shop
William Gaunt
Man on bus
Vernon Kay
Plate-spinning man
Jeff Leach
Thief in shop
Yvonne Quenet
Cameo
Pat Sharp
Man in flat
Dennis Waterman
Minding person
Ray Cooney
You think that's funny? man

Produced by

Graham Fowler
producer
Nigel Goldsack
co-producer
Vicki Michelle
executive producer
Phil Richards
co-executive producer
James Simpson
producer
Phil Taylor
co-executive producer

Music by

Walter Mair
(as Walter Christian Mair)

Cinematography by

Graham Fowler

Editing by

John Pegg

Casting By

Jeremy Zimmermann
(as Jeremy Zimmerman)

Production Design by

Fi Russell

Art Direction by

Ellie Williams

Set Decoration by

Philippa Breslin

Costume Design by

Tony Priestley

Makeup Department

Deborah Elias
makeup designer
Rebecca Flowerdew
assistant makeup artist
Leanne Alison White
assistant makeup artist

Second Unit Director or Assistant Director

Roger Bruce
first assistant director
Charles McVicar
third assistant director
Toby Sherborne
second assistant director

Art Department

Alan Akehurst
carpenter
Jay Cole
construction manager
Lewis Richardson
art runner

Sound Department

Pietro Dalmasso
foley editor / foley mixer
Adam Daniel
re-recording mixer
Graham Daniel
re-recording mixer
Mia Hanlon
epk boom operator
Marco Iavarone
sound recordist
Nikos Nikolalaios
sound recordist
Andrew Wilkinson
supervising sound editor

Stunts

Jamie Edgell
stunt coordinator
Chris Newton
stunt rigger

Camera and Electrical Department

Phoebe Arnstein
first assistant camera
Francis Baker
assistant camera
Al Cambon
steadicam operator
Dave Dehearn
electrician
Derek Hanlon
epk photographer / still photographer
Felix Harber
data wrangler
Ewan Mcfarlan
camera operator
Luke Santilli
still photographer
Tom Sherborne
lighting assistant
Rodney Victor Williams
focus puller (as Rodney Williams)

Casting Department

Sofie Golding-Spittle
casting assistant

Costume and Wardrobe Department

Jason Cook
wardrobe assistant
Nikki Evans
wardrobe supervisor

Location Management

James Player
location manager

Music Department

Reinhard Besser
additional composer
James Simpson
music supervisor

Script and Continuity Department

Lola Dauda
script supervisor
Jennifer Sykes
set continuity

Transportation Department

Martin George
production driver
Dave Hampshire
driver
Peter Soteriou
production driver
Michael Storrs
unit driver

Additional Crew

Michael Barfoot
production accountant
Dave Bouchard
production staff
Jamie Cook
caterer
Ian Freeman
production publicity
Jamie Hollingworth
production staff
Kirby Hughes
production assistant
Leighton Lloyd
production legal advisor
John Luton
post-producion supervisor
Garry Marriott
medic: second unit
Malek Rahbani
production assistant
Kathryn Rosendale
production coordinator
Luke Santilli
assistant stills photographer
Mo Shaikh
distribution consultant
Remi Simpson
production staff
Mark Thomas
distribution consultant
Susie Tullett
unit publicist
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