- Valerie Buhagiar
- Ramona
- Gerry Quigley
- Roy Seth, the Promoter
- Larry Hudson
- Buddie, the Cab Driver
- Bruce McDonald
- Bruce Shack, the Director
- Shaun Bowring
- Mathew, the Weenie-Boy
- Don McKellar
- Russel, the Serial Killer
- Mark Tarantino
- Luke, the 15-Year Old Boy
- Jamie Rooney
- Nature Film Narrator
- Peter Morfea
- Jesus of Toronto
- Patricia Sims
- Corporate Babe
- Nazareno Buhagiar
- Ramona's Father
- Giovanna Buhagiar
- Ramona's Mother
- Glen McLaren
- Gas Station Attendant
- Ellen Dean
- Waitress
- Earl Pastko
- Children of Paradise drums
- Dean Richards Wiancko
- Children of Paradise bass
- Jim Millan
- Children of Paradise guitar
- Bruce Wilson
- Producer
- Herwig Gayer
- Sound Recordist
- Namir Khan
- Rafi, the Cameraman
- Evan Siegel
- Driver
- Kate Healey
- Clothing Store Cashier
- Casey Sebert
- Little Boy
- Tim Sebert
- Little Boy
- Chris Minz
- Party Animal
- Leanne Haze
- Party Animal
- Nash the Slash
- Nash the Slash
- Dave Williams
- Apocalypse Club Owner
- Joey Harden
- Bartender / M.C.
- Martin Waxman
- Bar Crowd
- Sidney Stoyan
- Bar Crowd
- Donald Nijboer
- Bar Crowd
- Colin Brunton
- Bar Pickpocket
- Joey Ramone
- Joey Ramone
- Joanie Noordover
- Joanie Ramone
