- Anthony Starke
- Chad Finletter
- George Clooney
- Matt Stevens
- Karen M. Waldron
- Tara Boumdeay
- Steve Lundquist
- Igor
- John Astin
- Professor Gangreen
- Charlie Jones
- TV Sportscaster
- J. Stephen Peace
- Wilbur Finletter
- Michael Villani
- Bob Downs
- Frank Davis
- Sam Smith
- Harvey Weber
- Sid
- John De Bello
- Charles White / Director
- Ian Hutton
- Greg Colburn
- Gordon Howard
- Pizza Customer
- Rick Rockwell
- Jim Richardson / Tomato Dealer
- Costa Dillon
- Prison Guard / Man in parking lot / SAG representative / Product placement customer / Reporter (as C.J. 'Clark' Dillon)
- Mark Wenzel
- Mime
- Spike Sorrentino
- Store Owner
- Devlin
- Shopper
- Alice Easy Squeezin'
- Larry the Snake
- John Ara Martin
- Waiter
- D.J. Sullivan
- Mrs. Williams
- Deborah Gates
- Woman In parking lot
- Chad Peace
- Good Boy
- Brett Peace
- Better Boy
- Clint Peace
- Best Boy
- Dave Adams
- TV Evil Scientist
- Teri Weigel
- Matt's Playmate
- Debi Fares
- Matt's Tomato
- Thom Owens
- Referee
- Deirdre Andrews
- Reporter
- Ron Trim
- Reporter
- Ka'imi Kuoha
- Little Girl
- Bruce Binkowski
- Daddy
- Mary M. Egan
- Grandmother DeBello
- Barry Ratto
- Tomato Man
- Frank Orlett
- Tomato Man
- Michael Greene
- Tomato Man
- Patrick Bolanc
- Tomato Man
- Kevin B. Gross
- Tomato Man
- Shawn Stone
- Tomato Man
- Seth Kucha
- Tomato Man
- Bruce Taylor
- Tomato Man
- Jerry L. Moats Jr.
- Tomato Man
- Laura Raines
- Waving Wellwisher
- Gary Condit
- Pizzeria patron
- Doug Ingold
- Pizza Patron
- Michael Joseph Pierce
- Shopper
- Abbie C. Solarez
- Voice over
- Carol Stoddard
- Runner
- John Streano
- Restaurant Violin Player
