- Linda Blair
- Nancy Aglet
- Ned Beatty
- Ernest Weller
- Leslie Nielsen
- Father Mayii
- Anthony Starke
- Father Luke Brophy
- Thom Sharp
- Braydon Aglet
- Lana Schwab
- Fanny Weller
- Benj Thall
- Ned Aglet
- Dove Dellos
- Frieda Aglet
- Jacquelyn Masche
- Nancy's Mother
- Melissa Moore
- Bimbo Student
- Willie Garson
- Nerd Student
- Erna Gregory
- Student
- Richard Halpern
- Student
- Carol Shermer
- Student
- Kathy Topia
- Student
- Gary Howe Scott
- Soldier
- Linda Brennan
- Brideshead
- Murray Langston
- Man in Car
- Melissa Shear
- Woman in Car
- Glen Vincent
- Man in Elevator
- Barbara Alyn Woods
- Woman in Elevator
- Douglas W. Kelly
- TV Doctor
- Robert Fuller
- Dr. Hackett
- Peter Gaulke
- Rick
- Greg Lewis
- Goatee Dr. #1
- John Copage
- Goatee Dr. #2
- Dani Douthette
- Goatee Dr. #3
- Timothy D'Arcy
- Goatee Dr. #4
- Jack Hanrahan
- Hypnotist
- Marc Siegler
- Blind Man on Street
- Chuck Kovacic
- Ollie North
- Peggy Faracy
- Church Hostess
- May Quigley
- Sister Brothers
- Annie Waterman
- Nun in Retirement Home
- Roger Scott
- TV Newscaster
- Nancy Kaine
- Nun in Window
- John Ingle
- Father Crosby
- Bryan O'Byrne
- Father Stills
- Ben Kronen
- Father Nash
- Fred D. Scott
- Father Young
- Johnny Dark
- Aaron Kurtz
- Doug Draizin
- Fred Tartastein
- Belle Avery
- Gym Receptionist
- Jake Steinfeld
- Jake Steinfeld
- Aaron Baker
- Bodybuilder
- Norman Large
- Gay Bodybuilder
- Karen Person
- Aerobics Instructor
- Charlotte J. Helmkamp
- Incredible Girl
- Army Archerd
- Army Archerd
- Bob Drew
- Stage Manager
- Frazer Smith
- Announcer
- Jack LaLanne
- Jack LaLanne
- Joseph V. Perry
- Special Effects Man
- Sheryl Bernstein
- Lady with Snake
- Wally George
- Wally George
- Floyd Levine
- Frank Lot
- George A. Simonelli
- Hood #1
- Eugene Greytak
- The Pope
- Dawn Mazzella
- Tour Guide
- Bob Zany
- Man on Studio Tour
- Jesse Ventura
- Jesse Ventura
- Gene Okerlund
- Gene Okerlund
- Ian Abercrombie
- Iced Tea Waiter
- Victor A. Haddox
- Star Map Seller
- Max Martini
- Surfer Dude
- Sara Matthews
- Inflated Girl in Gym
- Izzy Redman
- Old Woman
- Tereza Rizzardi
- Betty
- Julie Strain
- Aerobics / Locker Room Nude Girl (uncredited)
