- Damon Packard
- Bob
- Nicole Vanderhoff
- Julie
- Beverly Miller
- Mom
- Dean Spunt
- Young Steven Spielberg
- Chad Nelson
- The Golden Guru / Interdimensional Street Fiend in Trench Coat / Taffy Lewis, successful watch seller
- Lana Turner
- Tracy Carlyle Hastings
- Tony Curtis
- Host
- Joey Heatherton
- Serta Spokeswoman
- George Hamilton
- Duncan Carlyle
- Josue Clement
- Quinn Martin Jr.
- Tim Colceri
- Vietnam War Hero
- Eliot Joseph Brakeman
- Young Bobby
- Greg Bajakian
- Charlie Hestons
- Rando Thomas
- (as Randy Thomas)
- Anne Ford Galiana
- (as Anne Ford)
- Sonya Joy Sims
- (as Sonja Joy Sims)
- Desi O'Brian Wilson
- (as Desi O'Brian)
- Steven Spielberg
- Self (Pookie Ride Narrator)
- Fredrick Marx
- (as Fred Marx)
- 'Raff'
- Real LAPD Officer
- Romeo Johnson
- (voice)
- Jewel Richardson
- (voice)
- Jeanine Richardson
- (voice)
- Sean Patrick Kennedy
- Yuppy 'Chemtrails Documentary'
- Sage Stallone
- Dan August
- John Ashcroft
- Self (commenting on 9 / 11 terrorism) (archive footage) (uncredited)
- Ralph Fiennes
- Amon Goeth
- Mick Jagger
- Self
- Elizabeth Montgomery
- Samantha Stephens
- Liam Neeson
- Oskar Schindler
- Dick York
- Darrin Stephens
