- Brian Benben
- Roger Henderson
- Mary Stuart Masterson
- Penny Henderson
- Ned Beatty
- General Walt Whalen
- George Burns
- Milt Lackey
- Scott Michael Campbell
- Billy
- Brion James
- Bernie King
- Michael Lerner
- Lieutenant Cross
- Michael McKean
- Rick Rochester
- Jeffrey Tambor
- Walt Whalen, Jr.
- Stephen Tobolowsky
- Max Applewhite
- Christopher Lloyd
- Zoltan
- Larry Miller
- Herman Katzenback
- Anita Morris
- Claudette Katsenback
- Corbin Bernsen
- Dexter Morris
- Rosemary Clooney
- Anna
- Bobcat Goldthwait
- Wild Writer
- Robert Walden
- Tommy
- Dylan Baker
- Jasper
- Billy Barty
- Mr. Billy Barty
- Tracy Byrd
- Tracy Byrd
- Candy Clark
- Billy's Mother
- Anne DeSalvo
- Female Writer
- Jennifer Dundas
- Deirdre
- Bo Hopkins
- Billly's Father
- Robert Klein
- Father Writer
- Harvey Korman
- Jules Cogley
- Joey Lawrence
- Frankie Marshall
- Peter MacNicol
- Son Writer
- Bridgett Newton
- Member, The Miller Sisters
- Amy Parrish
- Member, The Miller Sisters
- Nina Repeta
- Member, The Miller Sisters
- Frank Trimble
- Member, The Dead Tones
- Kevin Scott Warner
- Member, The Dead Tones
- Frank J. Aard
- Rollerskating Penguin
- Ellen Albertini Dow
- Organist
- Mary Boucher
- Soapbox Girl
- Doug Chambers
- Drummer
- Tina Corsini
- Betty Boop
- Jim David
- Biff Blaster
- Deacon Dawson
- Happy, Peter Lorre Villain
- Hadley Eure
- 'Paprika' Actress
- J. Don Ferguson
- Johnny Ace, Hard Boiled Dick
- Wilbur Fitzgerald
- 'Tortured' Actor
- Keith Flippen
- Space Cadet Jimmy
- Paul 'Mousie' Garner
- Double bass performer
- Randell Haynes
- Difficult Actor / Interrogator
- Mark Joy
- Jack Granite, Man's Man
- Rebecca Koon
- Ma, Mildred's Mother
- Gary Kroeger
- Gork, Son of Fire
- Tammy Lauren
- In the Mood Bandleader
- Marguerite MacIntyre
- Bubble Bath Announcer
- Lori Anne Mahl
- Mildred, Johnny Ace Secretary
- Charles Marsh
- Upside-Down Yodeler
- Jim McKeny
- Tom McCallum
- Madison McKoy
- Cab Calloway
- Rod McLachlan
- Black Whip, Granite's Dog
- Marc McPherson
- Maynard
- Patt Noday
- Sherwood Smith
- Richard K. Olsen
- Pa, Lt. Cross Actor
- Donna Peters
- 'Gork' Actress
- Robert D. Raiford
- Ben Butter
- Robin Robertson
- Temperamental Actor
- Jack Sheldon
- Ruffles Reed
- Frank Terrio
- Duck
- Gary Anthony Williams
- Dr. Ashton-Reeves
- Brad Moranz
- Dancer #1
- Jennifer Hammond-Moranz
- Dancer #2
- Deborah DeFrancisco
- Dancer #3
- Lynn Raley
- Dancer #4
- Leanne Reese
- Dancer #5
- Crystal Williams
- Dancer #6
- Dixie Light
- Dancer #7
- Barry Bell
- Cop #1
- Gabe Caggiano
- Cop #2
- Jerico DeAngelo
- Cop #3
- Lou Criscuolo
- Cop #4
- Michael Harding
- Cop #5
- John Keenan
- Cop #6
- Mark Marshall
- Cop #7
- Mark Jeffrey Miller
- Cop #8
- Michael P. Moran
- Cop #9
- Mike O'Brien
- Cop #10
- Bob Sayer
- Cop #11
- Rock Taulbee
- Cop #12
- Robert C. Treveiler
- Cop #13
- Hank Troscianiec
- Cop #14
- Harold Bergman
- Affiliate
- Rita Butler
- Affiliate's Wife
- Dave Hager
- Laughing Man
- Kim Head
- Waitress
- Scott Hilley
- Drunk Affiliate
- Ed Lillard
- Loud Affiliate
- Leighann Lord
- Morgana
- Joann Luzzatto
- P.A.
- Eric Paisley
- Enthusiastic Affiliate
- D. Anthony Pender
- Operator, Revolving Stage
- Jeff Pillars
- Nerdy Stagehand
- Steve Rassin
- Page
- Pam Stone
- Dottie
- Leslie Truman
- Woman in Audience
- Norm Woodel
- Announcer
- Larry Echerer
- Band member
- Jamison Jones
- Pilot
- George Lowe
- Radio Announcer
- Lewis Rhames
- Radio Personality
- Marty Richardson
- Tuba Player
- Michele Seidman
- Radio Actress 5-B
