Cast
- Zak Neathamer
- Zak
- Robert Colin Boyd
- Rob / The Ninja / Joe Bob Schmoe
- Steven Eric Allen
- Evil Lord
- Tom Chenhall
- Scottish Ninja
- Tatsurô Abe
- Jaxxon
- Jason Angeles
- Evil Ninja
- Ian Armstrong
- Evil Ninja
- Timmy Bear
- Goth
- Jeremy Bingham
- Charles T. Blackman
- Theresa Craudel
- Zena
- Arass Floyd
- Evil Ninja
- Cory Friend
- Goth
- Dan Hallum
- Evil Ninja
- Ben Harfst
- Holo-Gym Thug
- Masato Hibino
- Evil Henchman
- Matt Hickey
- Dr. Kwak
- Andrew Jacobson
- Small Alien / Kid in Toy Commercial
- Evan Jacobson
- Sandoichi
- Jessica Martens
- Roberta
- Paul Mathison
- Hippie
- Lucas Trerice
- Comic
