- Philip Hinckley
- Miles Previous / Clock Baby / Bronco Callahan / Narrator (Dr. Dino) Commercial / Dino Puppeteer #2 (voice) / Chef (VHS Commercial) / Tanq DX Legal Guy / Father Time
- Jeffrey Buoncristiano
- Dr. Bombman / Boat Bully / Gang Member 7 O'Clock / Bum (Present) / Bum (Past) / Envelope Deliverer / Dilly Orloff Hawthorne / Dino Puppeteer #1 (voice) / Narrator Tanq DX (Commercial) / Tanq DX Model (Male)
- Michael Thompson
- Narrator / Milt Mangland
- Ian McFarland
- Wall Scumbag / Carl Fronche
- Ryan Thompson
- Gang Member 11 O'Clock
- Evan Leach
- Gang Member 5 O'Clock / Saul Troller
- Matthew W. Campbell
- Gang Member 2 O'Clock / Mad Priest / Safari Leader / Tattoo Artist / Frank Baqueup / Billy Handsome
- Baba
- Fish
- Dave Graham
- Knife Guy
- Nikki Jacobson
- Hostage
- Nichole Graham
- Gun Thrower
- Colin Leach
- Safari Other Guy / Dr. Colin Shmorflenoff
- Castro
- Punching Dog / Vicious Dog
- Courtney Chamberlain
- Lana Galastega / Narrator (VHS Commercial)
- Julia Richard
- Bumper Jumper
- Scott Buoncristiano
- Michael Styrez
- Marianne Marquez
- Kathline Bronkletop / Tanq DX Model (Female)
- Mark Hinckley
- Burt Gravis
- Rachel Hinckley
- Vikki
- David Graham
- Sergeant McJoe
- Sasha
- Ferocious Dog
- Anthony DeRosa
- Boondill
- Tyler Linnell
- Major Luther Xavious
- Shawn Christophers
- Lonch Franz / Rex
- Shane Conway
- Trent Corfin
- Rory Magnus
- Case
