- Jonathan Bennett
- Jesus Christ
- Dan Lauria
- John
- Lauren Tewes
- Nina Ivanovna
- Lea DeLaria
- Tamara
- Sophia Mitri Schloss
- Mandy
- Forrest Campbell
- Fedia
- Sera Barbieri
- Russian Lena
- Cameron Lee Price
- Potato's Lover
- Annette Toutonghi
- Sunday School Teacher
- James Grixoni
- Young John
- Hersh Powers
- Russian Potato
- Tyler Bocock
- American Potato
- Alycia Delmore
- American Teacher
- Jule Johnson
- Vova
- Jordan Iosua Taylor
- Video Store Clerk
- Sara Porkalob
- Cheryl
- Izzy Richter
- Little Boy
- Aaron Jin
- Potato's Lover
- Michael Monicatti
- Young Prisoner
- Drew Highlands
- Potato's Lover
- Max Willoughby
- Igor the Bully
- Nick Sage Palmieri
- Potato's Lover
- L. Gabriel Gonda
- Fantasy Husband
- Henry DiStefano
- Little Boy John
- Darlene Sellers
- John's First Wife
- Clyde Petersen
- Delivery Man
- Eban Tracy
- Dima
- Quinlan Corbett
- Fantasy Husband
- Nicole Santora
- Carrie
- Alice Bridgforth
- Bus Eavesdropper
- Woody Shticks
- V.I. Lenin / Potato's Lover
- Hisam Goueli
- Fantasy Husband - Cowboy
- Marya Sea Kaminski
- American Lena
- Max Christofferson
- Timur
- Lady Rizo
- Virgin Mary
- Sarah Rudinoff
- Russian Teacher
- Elliot Gantner
- Stepa
- Marvin Mecwan
- Club Boy
- Amy Love
- Sunday School Teacher
- Justin Huertas
- Bryan
- Luminous Pariah
- Patrick
- Jimmi Cook
- Fantasy Husband - Cop
- Bailey Thiel
- Potato's Lover
- Alexandra Tavares
- John's Mother
- Brenden Williams
- Fantasy Husband
- Gus Lanza
- Fantasy Husband
- Dexter Morgenstern
- Potato's Lover
- Michael Place
- Potato's Father
- Nava Ruthfield
- Girl Student
- Dolores Rossman
- Bus Babushka
- Davora Lindner
- Barbara
- Adé Cônnére
- Karaoke Performer
- Paul Budraitis
- Guard
- Mandy Price
- Polina
- Stephen Hando
- Prison Director
- Ever Araucto
- Young John's Friend
- Kamren Bell
- John's Son
- Drew Cardillo
- Fantasy Husband
- Tim Absalonson
- Neighbor
- Paris Original
- Angel
- Dylan Smith
- Potato's Lover
- Alex Lichtenhan
- Emo Student
- Ruby Mimosa
- John's 2nd Wife
- Ro Yoon
- Rose
- Emmett Montgomery
- Russian Orthodox Priest
- Alan Sutherland
- Prisoner
- Chris Pitts
- Cadet / Prisoner
- Cynthia Linet
- Bus Babushka
- Samantha Detzer
- Video Store Clerk
- Bo Mellinger
- Angel
- Benjamin Camp
- Classroom Photographer
- Consuelo Aduviso
- Nina
- Megan Grace Tuohy
- Student
- Randy Phillips
- Potato's Lover
- Samie Detzer
- Video Store Clerk
- Carter Coonrod
- Toddler Potato
- Jesse Bell-Jones
- Young Mother
- David Gehrman
- Nina Ivanovna's Husband
- Rebecca Davis
- Female Pastor
- Devin Bannon
- Prisoner
- Opal Peachy
- Sveta
