- Adam Carbone
- Paul
- Nick Pasqual
- Clyde
- Abhi Sinha
- Jason
- Richard Riehle
- Grandpa Paul
- Stephen O'Neil Martin
- Leonardo
- Semere-Ab Etmet Yohannes
- Achmed
- Courtney Danforth
- Lucia
- John Petrella
- Father San Filippo
- Brian Vincent
- Luigi
- Dan Marshall
- Machmood
- Shira Price
- Delilah
- Sean Michael Beyer
- Mr. Ted
- Sissy O'Hara
- Zia Roberta
- Michael Emery
- Mr. Bellagamba, Esquire
- Palmer Scott
- Lloyd
- Matt Zuena
- Guido
- Jared Mongeau
- Robert
- Anna Rita Lopresti
- Rosie
- Tania Burt
- Exotic Mystery Woman
- Bryan P. Foster
- Restaurant Patron
- Mihaela Kolich
- Uva
- Bostweek Lewis
- Paul's Cousin
- Marcus Lopes
- Uvo
- Michael Marotti
- Musician: Clarinet
- Robert Marsella
- Steve Mancity
- Anthony Pereschino
- Paul's other cousin
- Trevor Swann
- Tactical Squad Commander
- Mary Tennant
- Old Lucia
- Jesse Vega
- Juan-Enrique Guadalupe
- David Weindel
- Carmine