Cast & Crew

Directed by

Ian Ray-White
(as Ian White) (directed by)

Writing Credits

Ian Ray-White
(story by) (as Ian White) &
Jamie Wilkinson
(story by) &
Wassef Massaad
(story by)
Ian Ray-White
(screenplay by) (as Ian White)

Cast

Simon Monte
Buck Harder
Claire Scott
Laura
Jonathan Tate
Slither
Sarah Earnshaw
Minx
Richard Lloyd
Dougie
Sarah Monte
Queen
Laura Judge
Jugular
Phil Hopkins
Klyto
Greg Silverwood
Kenny
Mike Smith
Phew
Ben Miles
Ben Dumb
Geoff Saxton
Phil Uranus
Sharon Elliot
Kickbox Babe
Derek Coleman
King Dave
Les Appleyard
Dr. Schlong
Pam Booth
Miss Effingham
Joe Morrow
Robot / Ugly Man in Bar
Andrea Coleman
Lucy
Vicky Kerr
Guard
Rachel Ward
Guard
Danielle Greaves
Guard
Jennifer Ward-James
Guard
Rachel Thomson
Bunny Girl / Cheerleader
Claire Pickering
Bunny Girl / Cheerleader
Hayley Loftus
Royal Guard
Mel Killick
Royal Guard
Amanda Miles
Horn Girl
Jamie Wilkinson
Card Player
Steve Knott
Man with 'Short Measure'
Dave Knott
Man with 'Large Measure'
Arthur Lawson
Ape
Gerald Yeadon
Ape
Becky Cocker
Vampire / Babe
Emma Wareing
Vampire
Sarah Mirfield
Vampire
Fiona Forfar
Vampire
Kirstie Bennett
Vampire
Karon Kelly
Cheerleader
Charlotte Relton
Cheerleader
Laura Corbett
Cheerleader
Anna Neville
Cheerleader
Francesca Lee
Cheerleader
Rachel Turner
Cheerleader
Eve Massaad
Assassin Girl / Babe
Vicky Settle
Bazooka Girl
Sarah Baker
Girl in Waterfall
Amy Atkinson
Washerwoman
Arthur Wood
Soupman
Nick Storey
Window Cleaner
Anne White
Couple in Bar
Robert White
Couple in Bar
Royston Bayfield
Gameboy
Lee Fletcher
Gameboy
Peter Long
Taxi Driver
Keith Dennison
Pole Dancer
Kath Hinchliffe
Lucy's Gal
Karen Wignall
Lucy's Gal
Mick Ramsbottom
Ugly Man in Bar
Martin Holmes
Ugly Man in Bar
Rob Kerr
Ugly Man in Bar
Bill Taylor
Phil's Full Moon Band
Pauline Bird
Pokeatu
David Hargreaves
Bar Boy
Mick Geeson
Bar Boy
Paul Wignall
Bar Boy
Richard Apperley
Bar Boy
Tom Kyle
Bar Boy
Pete Zezulka
Bar Boy
Stuart Swaine
Bar Boy
Michael Wheatley
Bar Boy
John McDonough
Bar Boy
Chris Duff
Bar Boy
Rabea Massaad
Bar Boy
Dan McGlade
Bar Boy
Faye Wiggins
Babe
Nicola Clare Stebbings
Babe
Helen Green
Babe
Geraldine Nichols
Babe
Emma Wood
Babe
Julie Stenton
Babe
Laura Silverwood
Babe
Caroline Fish
Babe
Helen Hill
Babe
Shaylene Silverwood
Babe
Sarah Kiston
Babe
Lucy Hutton
Babe
Tracy Annal
Babe
Laura Tapper
Babe
Caroline Darnbrook
Babe
Sarah Ann Lamb
Babe
Yindi Gesinde
Babe
Christy Bradley
Babe
Pat Poole
Babe

Produced by

Wassef Massaad
producer (produced by)
Ian Ray-White
producer (as Ian White) (produced by)

Music by

Bill Taylor
(musical score by)

Editing by

Wassef Massaad
(edited by)

Art Direction by

Ian Ray-White
(as Ian White) (art direction by)

Set Decoration by

Wassef Massaad
(sets)
Ian White
(as Ian White) (sets)

Costume Design by

Margaret Beck
(costumes by)
Ellen Craggs
(costumes by)
Patricia White
(costumes by)

Makeup Department

Rachel Ward
makeup

Art Department

Tony Otyehel
logo: 'Planet of the Baybes': Visutech Design
Ian Ray-White
modelmaker (as Ian White)

Sound Department

Wassef Massaad
sound mixed by
Ian Ray-White
dialogue re-recorded by (as Ian White) / sound effects editing (as Ian White) / sound mixed by (as Ian White)
Bill Taylor
additional sound effects / sound recordist

Special Effects by

David Hargreaves
pyrotechnics
Wassef Massaad
pyrotechnics

Visual Effects by

Wassef Massaad
visual effects by

Camera and Electrical Department

Keith Dennison
camera crew
Frank Selby
additional photography / camera crew
Jan Selby
camera crew
Stuart Swaine
camera crew (as Stauart Swaine)
Bill Taylor
camera crane constructed by / camera crane designed by / camera crew

Animation Department

Peter Strickland
computer animation by

Costume and Wardrobe Department

Ellen Craggs
costume: Klyto
Mick Ramsbottom
design: Klyto

Music Department

Amy Atkinson
backing vocals
Richard Babington
guitar
Peter Brahm
synth programming
Andrea Coleman
backing vocals
Claire Gibbons
backing vocals
Ivan Mack
drums
Mick Ramsbottom
lyrics by: "Pirate Shanty" / lyrics by: "Planet of the Baybes" / song lyrics by
Ian Ray-White
lyrics by: "Cheerleaders' Chant" (as Ian White) / lyrics by: "I'm Your Buddy" (as Ian White) / lyrics by: "I'm a Man Dammit!" (as Ian White) / lyrics by: "Jugula's Rap" (as Ian White) / lyrics by: "Lettuce be Together" (as Ian White) / song lyrics by
Jason Salvin
drums
Claire Scott
backing vocals
Bill Taylor
lyrics by: "Most Happy" / music by / music by: "Cheerleaders' Chant" / music by: "I'm Your Buddy" / music by: "I'm a Man Dammit!" / music by: "Jugula's Rap" / music by: "Lettuce be Together" / music by: "Most Happy" / music by: "Pirate Shanty" / music by: "Planet of the Baybes" / music performed by / song lyrics by
Nick Watts
accordion / keyboards
Jamie Wilkinson
lyrics by: "I'm a Man Dammit!" / lyrics by: "Jugula's Rap" / lyrics by: "Lettuce be Together" / song lyrics by

Additional Crew

Joanne Cotton
dances choreographed by / dances staged by / puppeteer
Rabea Massaad
puppeteer / standin
Wassef Massaad
presenter
Sarah Monte
puppeteer
Ian Ray-White
presenter (as Ian White)
Jan Selby
standin
Greg Silverwood
standin
Bill Taylor
puppeteer / standin

Thanks

Jane Massaad
special thanks to
Mick Ramsbottom
special thanks to
Geoff Saxton
in memory of: 'The Star Turn from Saturn' (as Geoffrey Saxton)
Frank Selby
special thanks to
Jan Selby
special thanks to
Bill Taylor
special thanks to
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