- Penn Jillette
- Penn
- Teller
- Teller
- Caitlin Clarke
- Carlotta / Officer McNamara (as Celia McGuire)
- David Patrick Kelly
- The Fan
- Leonardo Cimino
- Ernesto
- Celia McGuire
- Officer McNamara
- Bill Randolph
- Floor Director
- John Miller
- Steve the bandleader
- Ellen Whyte
- Makeup Woman
- Ted Neustadt
- Bob the host
- Tudor Sherrard
- 1st Frat Boy
- Billy Morrissette
- 2nd Frat Boy
- Jon Cryer
- 3rd Frat Boy
- Leonard Parker
- Airport Porter
- Christopher Durang
- Jesus Freak
- Camille Saviola
- Airport Security Guard
- Gwendolyn Shepherd
- Mother
- Avanti Taylor
- Little Girl
- Don Plumley
- Ticket Agent #1
- Peggy Cosgrave
- Ticket Agent #2
- Joseph Amodei
- Ticket Agent #3
- Madison Arnold
- Slot Player
- Jamie Tirelli
- Maitre d'
- Millie Tirelli
- Waitress
- Joe Milazzo
- Ernesto's Guest
- Paul Calderon
- Juan
- Eddie Gorodetsky
- Big Guy
- Lum Chang Pang
- Muscular One
- Maria Laboy
- Woman Timekeeper
- Ben Lin
- 1st Rope Holder
- Jimmy Carr
- 2nd Rope Holder
- James Randi
- 3rd Rope Holder
- Rob Elk
- Heckler
- Nancy Giles
- TV Interviewer
- Marilyn Cooper
- Woman in Parking Lot
- Patrick Whitney
- Taxi Pusher
- Beth Woods
- Screaming Showgirl
- Anne Conners
- Laughing Showgirl
- Robert LaSardo
- 1st Mugger
- Tom Sizemore
- 2nd Mugger
- Reg E. Cathey
- Fan's Friend
- Alan North
- Old Cop
- Matthew Penn
- Young Cop
- Kevin Edward Miller
- Frat Brother
- John D. Genovese
- Nightclub Patron
- T. Gene Hatcher
- Extra on bench in closing shot
- Ned Martin
- Nightclub patron
- Gwyn English Nielsen
- Audience Member
- Nick Pernice
- Gambler
- Bill Walters
- Volkswagen Driver
