- Jeremy Piven
- James 'Droz' Andrews
- Chris Young
- Tom Lawrence
- Megan Ward
- Katy
- Jon Favreau
- Gutter
- Alex Désert
- Mullaney
- Gale Mayron
- Cecilia
- Jake Grace
- Dave #1
- Darin Heames
- Dave #2
- Matt Ross
- Raji
- Stivi Paskoski
- Deege
- Jody Racicot
- Pigman
- Sarah Trigger
- Samantha
- Viveka Davis
- Womynist #1
- Maddie Corman
- Womynist #2
- David Spade
- Rand McPherson
- Thomas Mitchell
- Bantam Draper
- Kevin Jubinville
- Carter Prescott
- Jake Busey
- Mersh
- Ted Kozma
- Kosmo
- Theo Caldwell
- The Giggler
- Jessica Walter
- President Garcia-Thompson
- Colin Fox
- Trustee #1
- Larry Reynolds
- Trustee #2
- Becky Thyre
- Moonbeam
- Kevin Thigpen
- Afrocentrist
- Rob Gfroerer
- Computer Geek
- Jonathan Wilson
- Gay Activist
- Joel Bissonnette
- Sanskrit Major
- M.J. Kang
- Physics Major
- Trent McMullen
- Phys. Ed. Major
- David Berni
- Jock #1
- Jeff Clarke
- Jock #2
- Valentina Cardinalli
- Signer
- Adam Bocknek
- Folksinger
- Zak Penn
- Bathroom Patron
- Freddy Proia
- D.J.
- Jeremy Harris
- Granola #1
- R.J. Feher
- Granola #2
- Joel Keller
- Pretty Boy Dancer
- Lee Hoverd
- Cattle Butcher
- Trie Donovan
- Flashback Girl
- Jannie McInnes
- Scoreboard Flipper
- Marcia Diamond
- Pampers Woman
- Dick Callahan
- Liquor Store Guy
- Stephen Jackson
- Townie #1
- Pierre Larocque
- Townie #2
- Shel Goldstein
- Gutter's Mother
- Glenn K. Pearson
- Newscaster in Video Clip
- George Clinton
- Self
- Greg Boyer
- Self
- Gary Cooper
- Self
- Bernie Cowan
- Self
- Ray Davis
- Self
- Louis Kabbabie
- Self
- Tracy Lewis
- Self
- Dewayne McKnight
- Self
- Cordell Mosson
- Self
- William Michael Payne
- Self
- Garry Shider
- Self
- Nicole Tindall
- Self
- Greg Thomas
- Self
- Andre Williams
- Self
- Belita Woods
- Self
- Natalie Gray
- Student
- Jordan-Patrick Marcantonio
- (uncredited)
- Paolo Perin
- Hippie
- Sarah Plommer
- Townie girl #1
- Danny Smith
- Superguy
