- Bob Goetze
- Crotchette
- Keith Benjamin
- Flubbs
- Brian Pernell
- Jake Maniola
- Steve Kyler
- Agent Smith #1
- Dan Giacobbe
- Agent Smith #2
- Scott Wainman
- Chief Haggerty
- Matt Norcross
- Shoeless Joe
- Erich Goetze
- Big Jim
- Jim Flynn
- Grandmother / Kid in Trunk
- Jurek Grabowski
- Jock 'Itchy' Itch
- Scott McClenaghan
- Dick Hertz
- John Colwill
- 'Panama' Jock Strap
- Jannett Powers
- Mrs. Strap / Crotchette's Girlfriend
- Charles Lee Corbin II
- Rasta Joseff
- Gary Ringuette
- Officer Jack Friendly
- Jeff Spillman
- Drug Buyer
- Dan Venezia
- Ticket Agent
- Shawn Kummelman
- Movie Theater Manager
- Clint Gannaway
- Concession Cashier
- Jason Chalkley
- Drug Kid #1
