Cast
- Roseanne Barr
- Self
- Ashley Helma
- Child
- Heather Hopper
- Child
- Erica Horn
- Child
- Jacob Kenner
- Child
- Danielle Rioux
- Child
- Jeffrey Webber
- Child
- Lu Leonard
- Aunt Grace
- Bill Pentland
- Husband Bill
- Tom Arnold
- Husband Tom
- Rod Roddy
- Self - Announcer
- Anthony Caruso
- General
- Rick Ducommun
- Mr. Phelps
- Lois Bromfield
- Helen
- David Knoller
- Freddy
- Steve Morris
- Newscaster
- Allan Stephan
- Rabbi
- Geraldine Barr
- Additional Player
- Bob DeFrank
- Additional Player
- Marshall Nalle
- Additional Player
- Richard Partlow
- Customer
