- Jean Shepherd
- Ralph the Man / Scott
- James Sikking
- Old Man
- Dorothy Lyman
- Mom
- Jerry O'Connell
- Young Ralph
- Jason Clarke Adams
- Randy
- Cameron Johann
- Flick
- Ross Eldridge
- Schwartz
- Bill McDonald
- Cop
- Marjorie O'Neill-Butler
- Clerk
- Edward Logan
- Johnson
- W. Clapham Murray
- Archie
- Frank T. Wells
- Zudoc
- Peter Gerety
- Gertz
- Robert J. Colonna
- John
- Arnie Cox
- Ace
- Leslie Harrell
- Mrs. Kissel
- Dorothy Chiesa
- Animal Shelter Assistant
- Martin Rayner
- Chauffeur
- Annabelle Weenick
- Colette
- John William Galt
- Grannie
- Peyton E. Park
- Gas Station Attendant
- Desmond Dhooge
- Ollie
- Daphne
- Fuzzhead
- Robin Lebert
- Office Worker
- Craig Dawson
- Lennie
