- Byron Thames
- Byron
- Larry Thomas
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- David Faustino
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- Erin Moran
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- Dominic Capone III
- Actor #1
- Robert Z'Dar
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- Renee Domenz
- Actress #1
- Katie Kiefel
- Actress #2 / Linda
- Lloyd Kaufman
- Lloyd
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- Silky Woo
- Joe Farina
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- Babette Bombshell
- Matthew S. Harrison
- Dale the Evil Producer
- Bryan Turner
- Strung Out Informant
- Robert Foreman
- Angry Investor's Assistant
- Courtney Brazelton
- Strike #1 Victim / Kandy Shop Victim / Samurai Girl
- Christine Murphy
- Strike #2 Victim
- Danielle Rebekah
- Strike #3 Victim / Chainsaw Victim
- Jen Schmidt
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- Mark Piszczor
- Jimmy J. Ray
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- Larry Benson
- Piss Ant Grip
- Jimmi Martin
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- John Wesley Norton
- Joe Date
- Tom Lindsey
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- Heather Marie
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- Sarah Vanikiotis
- Jill Slaphappy
- Steve Jackson
- Steve Jackson
- Scott Grenke
- Zombie
- Tana Michelle
- Zombie
- Brian Poszgai
- Zombie
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- Bloody Breakfast Victim
- Brissa Reyes
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- Amy Adivas
- Shower Body Double
- Greg Maurer
- Frankie
- Matthew Munday
- Diner Patron
- Michelle Shields
- Suzie the PA
