- Scarlett Storm
- Scarlett
- Erin Brown
- Erin
- Lydia Lael
- Lydia
- Rachel Crow
- Victim of the Bear
- Vanna Blondelle
- Cereal Killer
- Rachael Noel Fox
- Ms. Interesting
- Sarah Hunt
- Blind Date
- Dangrr Doll
- Danger
- Eileen Bean
- Protester
- Tina Matiatos
- The Count's Ex
- Evon Bon
- Computer User
- Donna Mae
- The Farting Woman
- Derek Hunt
- Siamese Twin
- Alan Tecchio
- Detective Tecchio
- David M. Sitbon
- News Reporter
- Freddie Dingo
- Witness to Fart
- Christopher Chidiac
- Trendfag
- Daniel Rockman
- Baseball Player #1
- Joseph Leach
- Baseball Player #2
- Bill Zebub
- Barbara
- Maeva Athena
- (uncredited)
- Suzi Lorraine
- (archive footage) (uncredited)
- Katie Scenic
- Popcorn Girl
