- Chloe Holgate
- Self / Klo-e
- Matt Torpey
- Self / Pig Man
- Dave Wiskus
- Dave the Agent
- Patrick Willems
- Alternate universe Patrick / Stranded Patrick
- Chad Ruhle
- Charl / TV News Anchor (voice)
- Jake Torpey
- Self
- Bairbre Mccarthy Willems
- Patrick's Mom
- Hank Willems
- Patrick's Father
- Paul O'Donnell
- Pin Salesman
- Arjun Ragalwar
- Kid
- Raven Thigpen
- Matt's Ex-Girlfriend
- Adam Lance Garcia
- Dwayne from Random House / Press Conference Reporter
- Scott Thomas
- Nickelodeon Announcer / Pop-Tart Repo Man
- Truck Shepherd
- Charl Livestream Announcer
- Timothy Perez
- Security Guard
- Emma Logsdon
- Charl Studios PA
- Rachel Schenk
- Speaker Voice
- Siddhant Adlakha
- Guy in Times Square
- Matt Cox
- Fred Jones
- Nick Carrillo
- The Chief
- Tom Bishop
- Security
- Andy Miller
- Barbara
- A.J. Ditty
- Passerby
- Sara DeForest
- Oikos Woman
- Maddie Loney
- Sophie
- Lane Burgess
- Mom
- Matt Loney
- Dad
- Matt Krol
- Charl Hater
- Valentina Vee
- Woman Who Agrees
- Ali Abdaal
- Self
- Cleo Constantine Abram
- Self
- Scotty Allen
- Self
- Andrew
- Self
- Cory Arnold
- Self
- Marton Barcza
- Self
- Rick Beato
- Self
- M-Alain Bertoni
- Press Conference Reporter
- Kat Blaque
- Self
- Alexandra Botez
- Self
- J.T. Chapman
- Self
- Laura Crone
- Self
- Philip Damico
- Self
- Sam Denby
- Self
- Maggie Mae Fish
- Self
- Thomas Frank
- Self
- Black Swan Guy
- Self
- Jordan Harrod
- Self
- Sage Hyden
- Self
- Karl Jacobs
- Self
- Matthew Kelly
- Self
- Nicholas Kmet
- Press Conference Reporter
- Alex Koutavas
- Press Conference Reporter
- Patrick Lacey
- Self
- Noah Lefevre
- Self
- Brian McManus
- Self
- MrBeast
- Self
- Adam Neely
- Self
- Mikey Neumann
- Self
- Scott Niswander
- Livestream viewer
- Joseph Pisenti
- Self
- Zachary Harrison Poli
- Press Conference Reporter
- Rene Ritchie
- Self
- Timothy Rooney
- Press Conference Reporter
- Daniel Rubinshtein
- Self
- Alex Saladrigas
- Self
- Joe Scott
- Self
- Linus Sebastian
- Self
- Devin J. Stone
- Self / LegalEagle
- James Sutton
- Press Conference Reporter
- Teo Suzuki
- Press Conference Reporter
- Ames Tierney
- Press Conference Reporter
- Michael Tucker
- Self
- Mike Varshavski
- Self
- Mariana Vieira
- Self
- Princess Weekes
- Self
- Avishai Weinberger
- Press Conference Reporter
- Michael Wuerth
- Self
- Sarah Z.
- Self
- Geoffrey Zatkin
- Self
