- Aaron Stielstra
- Gus Benedict, B. Buster Pie, Brady McGovern, Cornell Parker
- Michael Fredianelli
- Isaac Abrahams
- Filiberto Sanchez
- Narrator
- Vince Lopes Jr.
- FBI Agent Corinthian
- Mike Malloy
- FBI Agent Gorton
- Luke Quinnan
- Bud Samuels
- Roman Hansford
- Recovery Victim
- Erik Hovda
- Genoa Assassin
- Jeff Baldauf
- Joe Cotton
- Mike Sterner
- Pippen the Clown
- Ted Cobbledick
- Sawyer
- Brendan Guy Murphy
- Cobb Johnson
- Juan Heinrich
- Rodriguez
- Alex Mcgillivray
- BJ
- Sonia Campbell
- Agnes Voorhees
- Dan Singleton
- Christophe
- Julio Garcia
- Peanut
- Scott Hellon
- Newscaster Sean
- Toby Mmerms
- Transvestite
- Gabriele Rivolta
- Park Suitor
- Veronica Lathrop
- Recovery Group Girl
- Cliff Dowling
- FBI Thug
- Paulina Aguirre Clinch
- Recovery Group Woman
- Jamie Meza
- Family Victim 1
- Nicholas Meza
- Family Victim 2
- Susanna Meza
- Family Victim 3
- Luther Washington
- Librarian
- Josh Lopez
- Library Geek, Anal Pride Member 1
- David Lambert
- Theobold the Pious
- Billy Ray Dorsey
- Juggler
- Antonious Meraviglioso
- Jogger
- Angelo Lopes
- Border Crosser
- Stella Diana
- B. Buster Girl 2
- Mike Panico
- Grandma Peterson
- Eric Zaldivar
- Cokey McSnortfuck
