- Harry Dean Stanton
- Self / Private Willard
- John Landis
- Self / Sister Rosa Stigmata
- Don Rickles
- Self / Crapgame / Petty Officer Ruby / Crane / Nellie / Anne Bancroft / Big Drop / Mr. Potato Head - (voice)
- Clint Eastwood
- Self / Private Kelly / Harry Callahan
- Robert De Niro
- Self
- Richard Lewis
- Self
- Victor Figueredo
- Self
- Conrad Hermogenes
- Self
- Paul Shefrin
- Self
- Heidi Akawa
- Self
- Peggy March
- Self
- Joe Mele
- Self
- Chris Rock
- Self
- Tom McDermott
- Guitar
- Jack Cenna
- Percussion
- Brace Phillips
- Bass
- Tommy Check
- Drums
- Tom DeLibero
- Trumpet
- Bob Hamilton
- Trumpet
- Tom Porrello
- Trombone
- Walt Boenig
- Trombone
- Kevin Stout
- Trombone
- Charles McLean
- Saxophone
- Ernie Hensley
- Saxophone
- Fred Haller
- Saxophone
- Steve Golden
- Saxophone
- Sarah Silverman
- Self
- Bob Newhart
- Self
- Whoopi Goldberg
- Self
- Steve Lawrence
- Self / Shirley MacLaine
- Robin Williams
- Self
- Roseanne Barr
- Self
- Dave Attell
- Self
- Christopher Guest
- Self
- Billy Crystal
- Self
- Regis Philbin
- Self
- Tony Oppedisano
- Self
- Sidney Poitier
- Self
- Penn Jillette
- Self
- Bobby Slayton
- Self
- Eliot Weisman
- Self
- Burt Lancaster
- Lt. Jim Bledsoe
- Clark Gable
- Commander Richardson
- Mario Cantone
- Self
- Kathy Griffin
- Self
- Ed McMahon
- Self
- Peter Lassally
- Self
- George Wallace
- Self
- Martin Scorsese
- Self
- George Lopez
- Self
- Jay Leno
- Self
- Joy Damon
- Stripper
- Gerri Darnelle
- Stripper
- Taffy Tourel
- Stripper
- Alona
- Stripper
- Larry King
- Self
- Ernest Borgnine
- Self
- Carl Reiner
- Self
- Debbie Reynolds
- Self / Peggy Brown
- Jack Carter
- Self
- Roger Corman
- Self
- Ray Milland
- Dr. James Xavier
- Jack Oakie
- Mac
- Barbara Rickles
- Self
- Joan Rivers
- Self
- James Caan
- Self
- Jimmy Kimmel
- Self
- Keely Smith
- Self
- Harry Shearer
- Self
- Howard Blank
- Self
- Tom Smothers
- Self
- Dick Smothers
- Self
- Frankie Avalon
- Self / Frankie
- Annette Funicello
- DeeDee
- John Lasseter
- Self
- John Ratzenberger
- Hamm
- Estelle Harris
- Self / Mrs. Potato Head (archive footage)
- Ginny Newhart
- Self
- John Stamos
- Self
- Bob Saget
- Self
- Ron O'Neal
- Self
- Coach Leo Golembiewski
- Self
- Don Adams
- Self
- John Astin
- Self
- Jack Benny
- Self
- Milton Berle
- Self
- Pat Boone
- Self
- Lenny Bruce
- Self
- Red Buttons
- Self
- Johnny Carson
- Self
- Ted Cassidy
- Self
- Bill Cosby
- Self
- Robert Culp
- Self
- Tony Curtis
- Pete Hammond Jr.
- Sammy Davis Jr.
- Self
- Bob Denver
- Self
- Jonathan Dixon
- Self
- Jackie Gleason
- Self
- Harry Goines
- Self
- Billy Graham
- Self
- Shecky Greene
- Self
- Andy Griffith
- Self
- Bob Hope
- Self
- Buster Keaton
- Self
- Grace Kelly
- Self
- Don Knotts
- Self
- Dean Martin
- Self
- Burgess Meredith
- Self
- Elizabeth Montgomery
- Self
- Mary Tyler Moore
- Self
- Agnes Moorehead
- Self
- Jim Nabors
- Self
- Harrison Page
- Self
- Pope John Paul II
- Self
- Louis Prima
- Self
- Freddie Prinze
- Self
- Nancy Reagan
- Self
- Ronald Reagan
- Self
- Etta Rickles
- Self
- Jeffrey Ross
- Self
- Telly Savalas
- Self
- Doc Severinsen
- Self
- Frank Sinatra
- Self
- Donald Sutherland
- Self
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Self
- Dick Van Dyke
- Self
