- Graham Chapman
- Second Barber / Colin 'Bomber' Harris / Pope's Servant / Abe Seagull / Silly Walker / Inspector Praline / The Colonel / Nobby Hegel / Second Yorkshireman / Mr. Barnard / Lecturer / A humble woodcutter / Son / Mountie
- John Cleese
- First Barber / Wrestling commentator / Pope Julius II / Silly Olympiad commentator #1 / Mr. Teabag / Lenin / Albatross vendor / Archimedes / Mr. Vibrating / Man in white suit / Little Red Riding Hood / Church policeman / Mountie
- Terry Gilliam
- Third Barber / Mao Zedong / Constable Parrot / Kant / I've got two legs singer / Demonstrator #3 / Man with beans / Voice of God / Mountie
- Eric Idle
- Michelangelo / Brewer / First Bruce / First Judge / 'World Forum' Host / Arthur Nudge / Socrates / First Yorkshireman / Mr. Smoketoomuch / Husband / Lumberjack
- Terry Jones
- Fourth Barber / Referee / Anti-racism singer / Silly olympiad commentator #2 / Laparche / Silly Walker / Karl Marx / Mr. Hilton / Albatross Person / Man with hat / Third Yorkshireman / Demonstrator #2 / Wife / Mountie
- Michael Palin
- Emcee / Polinski / Third Bruce / Mr. Stagback / Silly Walker / Second Judge / Che Guevara / Nietzsche / Soccer commentator / Fourth Yorkshireman / Argument customer / Mr. Bounder / Demonstrator #1 / Storyteller / Detective-Parson / Mountie
- Neil Innes
- Second Bruce / Carl Weetabix / Idiot / Detective-Other
- Carol Cleveland
- Female Bruce / Mrs. Two-Lumps / Rita / Argument secretary / Travel agency secretary / Woman in white suit / Best Girl
- Monty Python
- Themselves
- David A. Hernandez
- Self
- Kirk R. Thatcher
- Audience Member
