- Mary Vivian Pearce
- The Bombshell / Cinderella
- Divine
- Divine / Greaser in Alley
- David Lochary
- Asylum Inmate / Dr. Coathanger / Voice of Snob #2
- Mink Stole
- Homeless Woman / Asylum Inmate / Snob #1
- Bob Skidmore
- Asylum Personnel / Policeman
- Margie Skidmore
- Shocked Mother in Park / The Virgin Mary
- Berenica Cipcus
- Evil Stepsister #1 / Asylum Inmate / Dr. Coathanger's Nurse
- Lizzy Temple Black
- The Virgin Mary's Assistant
- Mark Isherwood
- The Hitch-Hiker
- Pat Moran
- Dr. Coathanger's Secretary
- George Figgs
- Asylum Inmate / Man in Waiting Room
- Susan Lowe
- Asylum Inmate
- Marina Melin
- Asylum Inmate
- Alan Reese
- Asylum Inmate
- Rick Morrow
- News Photographer
- Mimi Lochary
- Snob #2
- John Leisenring
- The Shrimper / Prince Charming / Asylum Inmate
- Tricia Waters
- Little Girl
- Bob Walsh
- Car Thief / Asylum Personnel / Reporter / Mooner in Alley (uncredited)
- Susan Walsh
- Shocked Laundromat Patron
- John Waters
- Reporter
- Patricia Waters
- Little Girl
