- Larry the Cucumber
- Minnesota Cuke
- Daniel Clayton
- Jackie Lee
- Bob the Tomato
- Marten
- Scallion #1
- Parkman
- Archibald Asparagus
- Parkman
- Yunyang
- Jackie's Assistant
- Yao
- Jackie's Assistant
- Li Wei
- Jackie's Guard
- Kangkang
- Jackie's Guard
- Zhiyu
- Chinese Cashier / Good Consience / Selfish Woman (voice)
- Vincent
- Bad Conscience
- Yunye
- Disneyland Officer #1
- Yunxi
- Disneyland Officer #2
- Ardi
- Hungarian Asparagus
- Kyle Broflovski
- Mikey
- Stan Marsh
- Adam
- Xiulin
- Theater Mom
- Xander
- Theater Dad
- Ayaka
- Theater Boy
- Scott
- Greeted Man
- Kimberly
- Sophie Lee
- Ed Mace
- Narrator
