- Lisa Gerstein
- Jane
- Chris Enright
- Tom
- Greg Cruikshank
- Dave
- Beth Allen
- Ericka
- Marny Snyder Spoons
- Grace
- Bwana Spoons
- Ryan
- Andrew DeAngelo
- Matt
- Shane Kramer
- Steve
- Alicia J. Rose
- Allison
- Davey Havok
- George / Punk party kid (as Davey Havoc/Davey Havock)
- Miles Long
- Kurt
- Siira Rieschl
- Danny
- Kathy Fenker
- Fake virginity couple
- D'Arcy Drollinger
- Fake virginity couple
- J. Salome Milstead
- Fake Molly
- Patrick Hughes
- Fake Andrew
- Sunny Andersen
- Fake wedding bride / Theater partygoer
- Rebekah Sitty
- Fake wedding bride
- Michele Smith
- Fake wedding bride
- Adam Dodds
- Fake wedding groom
- Carl Owens
- Fake wedding groom
- Lynn Struiksma
- Fake wedding groom
- Lars Fox
- Banquet speaker
- Lee Jacobson
- Banquet speaker / Blond classmate
- George Kuchar
- Banquet speaker
- Julie Slinger
- Banquet speaker
- Chad Goslee
- Blond classmate
- Lara Allen
- Blond classmate
- Laura Allen
- Blond classmate
- Ruth Jacobson
- Homeless person
- Jello Biafra
- Self
- Kathleen Ritchey
- Complaining customer
- Sunshine Dewitt
- Complaining customer
- Ezra Moore
- Complaining customer
- Ayn Imperato
- Complaining customer
- Mike Miller
- Complaining customer
- Dave Williams
- Complaining customer
- Garry Marshall
- Complaining Customer
- Darryl Daugherty
- Complaining customer
- Anita Correa
- Complaining customer
- Bob Correa
- Complaining customer
- Nick 13
- Punk party kid
- Joseph Matheny
- Biker at Funeral
