Cast
- Charles Martinet
- Luigi / Mario (voice) (archive sound)
- Michael Hollick
- Niko Bellic
- Gary Schwartz
- Demoman
- Rick May
- Soldier
- John Patrick Lowrie
- Combine Soldier / Sniper / Citizens (voice) (archive sound)
- Mary Kae Irvin
- Citizens
- Cris Mertens
- (voice) (archive sound)
- Trivvy
- Bad cop (Entropy zero)
