- Nick 13
- TV Reporter #1
- Billie Joe Armstrong
- Charlie
- Tim Armstrong
- Narrator
- Rob Aston
- Cop #3
- Travis Barker
- Cop #2
- Tré Cool
- Prosecutor Bug / The Maid (voice) (as Tre Cool)
- Warren Fitzgerald
- The Judge
- Matt Freeman
- Heino
- Davey Havok
- Hay
- Theo Kogan
- Hadie
- Benji Madden
- Interrogator #1
- Jason Schmidt
- The Nomad
- Janis Tanaka
- Mrs. Ha Bianca
- Jane Wiedlin
- Squeaky
- Sean Yseult
- Heslie
- Asia Argento
- Habagail Folger
- Mike Dirnt
- TV Anchorman
- John Doe
- Tex
- Lars Frederiksen
- Steve Apparent
- Joel Madden
- Interrogator #2
- Doug McKean
- The Jury
- Kelly Osbourne
- Sharon
- Brett Reed
- Cop #1
- Henry Rollins
- (voice)
- Rob Zabrecky
- T.V. Announcer
